Gary Garbage
@garygarbage.bsky.social
Varmintologist
Board certified idiot
Host of @endofdaysdrivein.bsky.social
Board certified idiot
Host of @endofdaysdrivein.bsky.social
What if the sewer charged per turd?
Boy, I’d be in trouble. Sheesh.
Boy, I’d be in trouble. Sheesh.
August 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What if the sewer charged per turd?
Boy, I’d be in trouble. Sheesh.
Boy, I’d be in trouble. Sheesh.
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Pope Francis got really into the story of the resurrection this past Easter Sunday and was like “hey, y’all, watchiss!”
April 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Pope Francis got really into the story of the resurrection this past Easter Sunday and was like “hey, y’all, watchiss!”
Bro, do your fingernails even shine like justice?
April 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bro, do your fingernails even shine like justice?
Sometimes I think “wow, that’s a cool sword. I’d like to have that sword,” but then I’m afraid of becoming a sword guy. Then I think, am I not already a sword guy? If I want one then I’m kind of already a sword guy. I’m just a closeted sword guy.
April 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Sometimes I think “wow, that’s a cool sword. I’d like to have that sword,” but then I’m afraid of becoming a sword guy. Then I think, am I not already a sword guy? If I want one then I’m kind of already a sword guy. I’m just a closeted sword guy.
@thriftstoreart.bsky.social it won’t let me DM you but here’s a real… find.
February 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
@thriftstoreart.bsky.social it won’t let me DM you but here’s a real… find.
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Just wanted to share this for anyone who feels compelled to give. Not horror related unless you count the horrors of the American health insurance system.
givesendgo.com/legalfund-ce...
givesendgo.com/legalfund-ce...
Legal Fund: Luigi Mangione - CEO Shooting Suspect
This is a preemptive legal fundraiser for the suspect allegedly involved in the shooting of the United Healthcare CEO. We are not here to celebrate vio...
givesendgo.com
February 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just wanted to share this for anyone who feels compelled to give. Not horror related unless you count the horrors of the American health insurance system.
givesendgo.com/legalfund-ce...
givesendgo.com/legalfund-ce...
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the antiques roadshow guy said this vase is worthless and my grandpa was “stupider than shit”
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
the antiques roadshow guy said this vase is worthless and my grandpa was “stupider than shit”
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nice to see horribly deformed people getting commercial work
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
nice to see horribly deformed people getting commercial work
So, that Tubi commercial has upset me to such a degree that I am going to have to call a professional about it.
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
So, that Tubi commercial has upset me to such a degree that I am going to have to call a professional about it.
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No one has ever lost a rap beef harder and I am including people who got shot to death.
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No one has ever lost a rap beef harder and I am including people who got shot to death.
*struggling to squeeze out two turds at the same time while the Angel Soft cherub forces me to finish shitting in 30 seconds.”
February 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*struggling to squeeze out two turds at the same time while the Angel Soft cherub forces me to finish shitting in 30 seconds.”
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quick cut to taylor swift cheering in the owner’s box seconds after travis kelce absorbs a hit so hard it turns another quarter of his brain into oatmeal
February 11, 2024 at 6:19 PM
quick cut to taylor swift cheering in the owner’s box seconds after travis kelce absorbs a hit so hard it turns another quarter of his brain into oatmeal
Is this a commercial for breasts?
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Is this a commercial for breasts?
Pretty sad they make these football players wear helmets to prevent them from kissing their teammates. We’re all adults, we can watch people kiss on TV.
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Pretty sad they make these football players wear helmets to prevent them from kissing their teammates. We’re all adults, we can watch people kiss on TV.
I’m sorry, Glen Powell, but I don’t think you can cook a dragon.
February 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m sorry, Glen Powell, but I don’t think you can cook a dragon.
I would watch the Super Bowl if they had dogs on there that they would then rank by whichever one was the best in their breed’s category. They could take the dogs for little walks and we could watch them. Then we’d decide who was the best of all of the best dogs. It could be fun.
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I would watch the Super Bowl if they had dogs on there that they would then rank by whichever one was the best in their breed’s category. They could take the dogs for little walks and we could watch them. Then we’d decide who was the best of all of the best dogs. It could be fun.
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The NFL robot throwing Mardi Gras beads implies that it is both preparing for the Lenten season and the it wants to see some titties.
February 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The NFL robot throwing Mardi Gras beads implies that it is both preparing for the Lenten season and the it wants to see some titties.
Maybe the only joy I found today was telling Xfinity that they can go drink a hot cup of diarrhea.
And you know what? Maybe that’s ok.
Sometimes the small joys are all we get and we have to appreciate them.
And you know what? Maybe that’s ok.
Sometimes the small joys are all we get and we have to appreciate them.
February 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Maybe the only joy I found today was telling Xfinity that they can go drink a hot cup of diarrhea.
And you know what? Maybe that’s ok.
Sometimes the small joys are all we get and we have to appreciate them.
And you know what? Maybe that’s ok.
Sometimes the small joys are all we get and we have to appreciate them.
Grown-ups don’t eat at Chili’s. @chilis.bsky.social
January 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Grown-ups don’t eat at Chili’s. @chilis.bsky.social
Now that DEI is over maybe we can finally get an old, straight, white, male, Protestant president for once in our goddamn lives.
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Now that DEI is over maybe we can finally get an old, straight, white, male, Protestant president for once in our goddamn lives.
Pulled both of my AirPods out at the same time and now the top of my head has a dip in it.
September 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Pulled both of my AirPods out at the same time and now the top of my head has a dip in it.
Remember all the failed Ripley clones in Alien: Resurrection? Joel Osteen looks like one of those but for Matthew McConaughey.
August 26, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Remember all the failed Ripley clones in Alien: Resurrection? Joel Osteen looks like one of those but for Matthew McConaughey.
Science has been party to many atrocities over the years but then it has also given us miracles such as the double decker taco and the Muppets.
July 30, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Science has been party to many atrocities over the years but then it has also given us miracles such as the double decker taco and the Muppets.