Fire.

Flightless birds, walkless mammals. You’re right. There should be swimless fish.

The guy fucking loved wine, I guess. Blood=wine, piss=wine. Everything wine.

Do you think he ever turned his piss into wine?

I actually found a tier in the kickstarter that mentioned getting access to a presale for the in-person show. Thank you for responding and I’ll just go ahead and back that tier.

How do we get tickets to be in the audience at the Beclourt?

I have genuinely steered people away from this movie. This post might be baity, but it also might not be wrong.

I am upset to learn that this man is real.

Kids these days will never understand going to Blockbuster and renting what you thought was Patch Adams, only to pop in the tape and see a series of disturbing vignettes, then within seven days, all your friends die horrible deaths.

Honestly, you sharing the flavor text you wrote got me interested in Magic again. I hadn’t played since I was in middle school. Thank you.

Alex Falcone had a good video on it. It was the subject of one of his segments called “Is it a Scam?Yep.”

Also the TN Department of Corrections.