@robwords.bsky.social danish does use base-20! it is not easy working at the student union as an exchange student and doing head math and then asking someone for "five and half-fives" crowns. you have five (times 20) and the "half-" part is like telling time in some places--one before, or "ninety."
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@robwords.bsky.social danish does use base-20! it is not easy working at the student union as an exchange student and doing head math and then asking someone for "five and half-fives" crowns. you have five (times 20) and the "half-" part is like telling time in some places--one before, or "ninety."
hey @robwords.bsky.social and or @jesszafarris.bsky.social ,
what are your favorite words or phrases that have fallen completely out of usage and are no longer immediately understandable? feel free to answer via episode :v
what are your favorite words or phrases that have fallen completely out of usage and are no longer immediately understandable? feel free to answer via episode :v
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
hey @robwords.bsky.social and or @jesszafarris.bsky.social ,
what are your favorite words or phrases that have fallen completely out of usage and are no longer immediately understandable? feel free to answer via episode :v
what are your favorite words or phrases that have fallen completely out of usage and are no longer immediately understandable? feel free to answer via episode :v
boy i feel your pain @robwords.bsky.social --as a 5'6" man, i grew up playing as a forward, yet the only two bones i've ever broken (nose and arm) were in my limited experience....as a goalkeeper.
i finished both matches, obviously. both happened during squeaky bum time.
i finished both matches, obviously. both happened during squeaky bum time.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
boy i feel your pain @robwords.bsky.social --as a 5'6" man, i grew up playing as a forward, yet the only two bones i've ever broken (nose and arm) were in my limited experience....as a goalkeeper.
i finished both matches, obviously. both happened during squeaky bum time.
i finished both matches, obviously. both happened during squeaky bum time.
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This is like, peak achewood
They don't make underwear catalogues like they used to.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This is like, peak achewood
can't believe they called all those generals back to give them the weirdest timeshare pitch i've ever seen.
October 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
can't believe they called all those generals back to give them the weirdest timeshare pitch i've ever seen.
@robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social heard you say "a rendering of caesar" and waited with baited breath for the "that which is caesar's" follow through. still waiting.
always wanted to see an action movie where the one-liner was "render THIS unto caesar, BITCH!"
also still waiting.
always wanted to see an action movie where the one-liner was "render THIS unto caesar, BITCH!"
also still waiting.
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social heard you say "a rendering of caesar" and waited with baited breath for the "that which is caesar's" follow through. still waiting.
always wanted to see an action movie where the one-liner was "render THIS unto caesar, BITCH!"
also still waiting.
always wanted to see an action movie where the one-liner was "render THIS unto caesar, BITCH!"
also still waiting.
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@jesszafarris.bsky.social fuck yes, animaniacs!!!!
you speak french, right? i loved the mindy episode about the ballon!
you speak french, right? i loved the mindy episode about the ballon!
August 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
@jesszafarris.bsky.social fuck yes, animaniacs!!!!
you speak french, right? i loved the mindy episode about the ballon!
you speak french, right? i loved the mindy episode about the ballon!
this is great, @jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social , i understand a lot more of what all the journalists i work with are saying now. at least i assume i do, haven't put it to the test yet....
August 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this is great, @jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social , i understand a lot more of what all the journalists i work with are saying now. at least i assume i do, haven't put it to the test yet....
@jesszafarris.bsky.social is the barnacle goose anything like the soul cake duck?
August 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@jesszafarris.bsky.social is the barnacle goose anything like the soul cake duck?
@robwords.bsky.social saying "suck, squeeze, bang, blow" five times in a row and noting that the words say naughty, but not choking them out or turing purple or anything. what planet is this?
August 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
@robwords.bsky.social saying "suck, squeeze, bang, blow" five times in a row and noting that the words say naughty, but not choking them out or turing purple or anything. what planet is this?
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in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday
August 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday
@jesszafarris.bsky.social most extreme example of a scrabble guy:
July 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
@jesszafarris.bsky.social most extreme example of a scrabble guy:
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@robwords.bsky.social was on time team!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@robwords.bsky.social was on time team!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
July 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
@robwords.bsky.social and @jesszafarris.bsky.social that slow-motion footage of a steak dropping onto a plate is borderline obscene. and i love steak.
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@robwords.bsky.social and @jesszafarris.bsky.social that slow-motion footage of a steak dropping onto a plate is borderline obscene. and i love steak.
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"Birds have hollow bones" is a myth spread by Big Bird to hide the fact his femurs contain weapons-grade uranium
June 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Birds have hollow bones" is a myth spread by Big Bird to hide the fact his femurs contain weapons-grade uranium
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Keith Ellison should run the Democratic party, imho
AG Ellison staying at the No Kings rally despite being on the assassin’s hit list to tell the crowd to not be stopped, to keep marching is exactly what I needed in this moment.
June 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Keith Ellison should run the Democratic party, imho
hey @iwriteok.bsky.social! are you conflating denmark with holland? you just mentioned the dutch and amsterdam--that's not denmark lol.
denmark: inhabited by danes in its capital city copenhagen
holland: inhabited by the dutch in its capital city amsterdam
denmark: inhabited by danes in its capital city copenhagen
holland: inhabited by the dutch in its capital city amsterdam
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
hey @iwriteok.bsky.social! are you conflating denmark with holland? you just mentioned the dutch and amsterdam--that's not denmark lol.
denmark: inhabited by danes in its capital city copenhagen
holland: inhabited by the dutch in its capital city amsterdam
denmark: inhabited by danes in its capital city copenhagen
holland: inhabited by the dutch in its capital city amsterdam
hey @iwriteok.bsky.social, i actually am a little surprised and impressed, since i had to go down this rabbithole this morning...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Lov...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Lov...
Jon Lovitz - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
hey @iwriteok.bsky.social, i actually am a little surprised and impressed, since i had to go down this rabbithole this morning...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Lov...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Lov...
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Hell is not real, and Ronald Reagan is in it.
What two totally contradictory beliefs do you hold with equal fervor?
January 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Hell is not real, and Ronald Reagan is in it.