does it also have genghis kahn's DNA, like the rest of us?
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
does it also have genghis kahn's DNA, like the rest of us?
19 oughties? still not true, but not AS wrong.
October 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
19 oughties? still not true, but not AS wrong.
see you in the streets monday!
August 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
see you in the streets monday!
she's the real deal!
August 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
she's the real deal!
go see my friend while you're down there! she plays all the time, and is like queen of austin.
www.parkerwoodland.com
www.parkerwoodland.com
Parker Woodland
www.parkerwoodland.com
August 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
go see my friend while you're down there! she plays all the time, and is like queen of austin.
www.parkerwoodland.com
www.parkerwoodland.com
also: clicked, obv
August 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
also: clicked, obv
would have killed to take an etymology class in grammar school. i wanted to work for the OED in high school. would've fit in nicely with french 4, english, german 2, russian 3, art, and varsity soccer senior year.
August 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
would have killed to take an etymology class in grammar school. i wanted to work for the OED in high school. would've fit in nicely with french 4, english, german 2, russian 3, art, and varsity soccer senior year.
nothing like a nice stack of used porn!
August 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
nothing like a nice stack of used porn!
congrats! will read!
July 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
congrats! will read!