Megan
@garfieldesque.bsky.social
Thirtysomething in the south way into ghosts. Hates Mondays. she/they
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I love us. I love those who left us. I love you in or out of the closet or the psych ward or drug den or wherever the fuck you land to survive while they do this to us. Be undeniably yourself, undeniably queer, in any expression. Make it til you can't. I will love you if you fail.
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I love us. I love those who left us. I love you in or out of the closet or the psych ward or drug den or wherever the fuck you land to survive while they do this to us. Be undeniably yourself, undeniably queer, in any expression. Make it til you can't. I will love you if you fail.
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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I named my fists Strunk and White because if we're doing this, there will be elements of style.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I named my fists Strunk and White because if we're doing this, there will be elements of style.
Carolina can do great things when we work hard, believe in ourselves, and fire Mike Shula.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Carolina can do great things when we work hard, believe in ourselves, and fire Mike Shula.
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
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Sigh I hate that therapy vocabulary is in the zeitgeist but the understanding is nowhere close. It’s frustrating.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sigh I hate that therapy vocabulary is in the zeitgeist but the understanding is nowhere close. It’s frustrating.
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A fruit that's death to taste: dark flesh, dark parings.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
A fruit that's death to taste: dark flesh, dark parings.
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It takes about $150/wk just to keep food + shelter. My health has taken a turn for the worse, I lost my writing gig in September, I'm out of my OTC pain/CPTSD management stuff, & badly need to replace some clothing staples. Please help or share. Venmo is MirandaBrave. #mutualaid
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November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It takes about $150/wk just to keep food + shelter. My health has taken a turn for the worse, I lost my writing gig in September, I'm out of my OTC pain/CPTSD management stuff, & badly need to replace some clothing staples. Please help or share. Venmo is MirandaBrave. #mutualaid
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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A scene in a parking lot at a Texas A&M football game in 1949. It appears to be the tuba section. I heard it said many times that the people in the tuba section are the biggest partiers in any marching band. Don't know if that's a myth or not.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A scene in a parking lot at a Texas A&M football game in 1949. It appears to be the tuba section. I heard it said many times that the people in the tuba section are the biggest partiers in any marching band. Don't know if that's a myth or not.
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I think everyone can agree being a bastard to glenn beck does not count.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I think everyone can agree being a bastard to glenn beck does not count.
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AI search engines are amazing if you don’t want to find anything
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
AI search engines are amazing if you don’t want to find anything
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I would pay $5,000 to watch Donald Trump attempt an F45 workout.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I would pay $5,000 to watch Donald Trump attempt an F45 workout.
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Only eating food from cultures with no problematic history or culture (starve to death in five days).
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Only eating food from cultures with no problematic history or culture (starve to death in five days).
I don’t have any goddamn patience left.
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I don’t have any goddamn patience left.
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I 100% agree and would add that if you are hosting a holiday event and you do NOT have something festive, creative and delicious for your guests to drink without alcohol in it, you are actually an asshole
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I 100% agree and would add that if you are hosting a holiday event and you do NOT have something festive, creative and delicious for your guests to drink without alcohol in it, you are actually an asshole
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
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It's weird how aggressive some folks can be when you decline alcohol. Like they need you to justify why you aren't drinking.
Please don't be that person.
Please don't be that person.
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's weird how aggressive some folks can be when you decline alcohol. Like they need you to justify why you aren't drinking.
Please don't be that person.
Please don't be that person.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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Texas and A&M having to play each other on the last game of season for a spot in the conference champ game the past two seasons is an absolutely incredible revival of the rivalry.
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Texas and A&M having to play each other on the last game of season for a spot in the conference champ game the past two seasons is an absolutely incredible revival of the rivalry.
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The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.
heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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my Venmo is MirandaBrave and I would like to ever taste a big sandwich ever again
Can we please direct the food bank energy y'all had last week into just helping people who are asking you point blank for help????? SOMEBODY LIB OUT IN MY VENMO
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
my Venmo is MirandaBrave and I would like to ever taste a big sandwich ever again