Megan
@garfieldesque.bsky.social
Thirtysomething in the south way into ghosts. Hates Mondays. she/they
Drove from Dallas to Houston in 2018 and got stuck in a traffic jam in a rural area which had me staring at this gem for about an hour
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Drove from Dallas to Houston in 2018 and got stuck in a traffic jam in a rural area which had me staring at this gem for about an hour
I love these guys!!! One moved in on my porch summer of 2020 and we were great friends. She had 2 boyfriends at once and her web glowed golden in the right light.
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I love these guys!!! One moved in on my porch summer of 2020 and we were great friends. She had 2 boyfriends at once and her web glowed golden in the right light.
Sometimes a whole kitten gets tangled in my hair
October 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sometimes a whole kitten gets tangled in my hair
This is how I live, Dave. Ladybug was actually the neighbors’ cat but about two years ago she walked into my home uninvited and refused to leave, and now this is how I live.
October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is how I live, Dave. Ladybug was actually the neighbors’ cat but about two years ago she walked into my home uninvited and refused to leave, and now this is how I live.
The new endzones do look really good though
September 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The new endzones do look really good though
If you’re in Columbia, avoid the USC campus
August 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you’re in Columbia, avoid the USC campus
lol costar here with a word of encouragement today.
August 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
lol costar here with a word of encouragement today.
First up are Ladybug and Mysteries. Second picture is Leonard, who was born on Saturday.
July 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
First up are Ladybug and Mysteries. Second picture is Leonard, who was born on Saturday.
As always, Whataburger’s out here doing more for Texans and Texas than Ted Cruz.
July 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
As always, Whataburger’s out here doing more for Texans and Texas than Ted Cruz.
Scratch a liberal, a racist bleeds.
June 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Scratch a liberal, a racist bleeds.
Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle!
April 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle!
I was having a bad day until I checked the mail. Now I’m Big Tiger and everything’s gonna be alright. Buy your shirts from @roryblank.bsky.social .
February 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I was having a bad day until I checked the mail. Now I’m Big Tiger and everything’s gonna be alright. Buy your shirts from @roryblank.bsky.social .
I once stayed in a hotel room with a square toilet; my bff referred to it as an “AI-generated looking toilet.” It also had those frosted glass doors. On a different occasion, I stayed in a hotel room where the toilet was literally in the shower.
November 25, 2024 at 9:26 AM
I once stayed in a hotel room with a square toilet; my bff referred to it as an “AI-generated looking toilet.” It also had those frosted glass doors. On a different occasion, I stayed in a hotel room where the toilet was literally in the shower.
It’s SATURDAY in SOUTH CAROLINA!
November 16, 2024 at 9:43 PM
It’s SATURDAY in SOUTH CAROLINA!
Same thing happened to my orange, Lou, a couple years ago. Oranges are such magical creatures.
January 27, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Same thing happened to my orange, Lou, a couple years ago. Oranges are such magical creatures.
Thank you! It’s too late to drive him out right now, but I can do it if he’s still there later. For now this is the situation
January 25, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Thank you! It’s too late to drive him out right now, but I can do it if he’s still there later. For now this is the situation
Alcohol free 7 years today!
October 18, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Alcohol free 7 years today!