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Rick Scott looks like riffraff's uncle from Epstein island
November 6, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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two pieces of guitar advice :

- you can press way harder than that
- you can press way less hard than that
October 31, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Me when strangers are mean to me: Social media is, at its core, a project designed to whittle away human empathy
Me to a stranger who said something i agree with but in an annoying way: I'm going to inject you with rare and exotic poisons dude. Good luck finding an antidote for some of these poisons
October 28, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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October 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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October 24, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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my cup runneth all over the damn place
October 24, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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The Old Millennial and the Fishing Minigame
October 22, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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mice killed by cats go to heaven. cats who kill mice also go to heaven. the same holds true with slashers and their victims in movies. heaven is a place you make awkward small talk while shuffling your feet
October 12, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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me walking into the wind on a blustery autumnal day
October 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Toshi Yoshida
Autumn, Izu Dancing Girl, 1988
#japanese #woodblock
October 14, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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growing my physical media library
October 3, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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selling booster packs of tarot decks at my hobby shop
October 3, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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September 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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August 18, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Non-Appearance Related Compliments

- good bones
- bones smell good
- excellent bones
- your bones inspire me
- smart bones
- so many bones
- your bones are incredible
- they should put your bones in a museum
August 29, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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generally i am strongly opposed to company mergers, however, i support an amc/hbo merger so we can have a theme park with a breaking bad roller coaster, a recreation of famous locales from the sopranos like the bada bing and the butcher shop, and the game of thrones tunnel of love
August 29, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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you can't speedrun a relationship. you can't go "out of bounds" with a woman. you can't "clip through the misalignment in the wall at the Home Depot" when she asks what you spent the bathroom renovation savings on
July 7, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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crushing espressos in my hand like bloodborne bloodvials
June 25, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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at this point i've just started blocking everyone who says that the balloon boy incident was a hoax. i think he's still up there. i think that he's 20 years old and he needs our help
June 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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i got cast as mulder in the x-files reboot. unfortunately, by revealing this, i have broken nda and have been fired, and that's the real reason my name won't be in the credits
June 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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hate when people are in the sleepy lane on the highway driving like they're fully awake
June 16, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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David Hockney, Portrait of Mother II, 1985
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1121009
June 3, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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staff statue detail, magic forest, lake george, new york, 1996
May 29, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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#KawaseHasui
"Night Rain, Teradomari", Sochu (1921)
#japanese #woodblock
May 27, 2024 at 5:20 AM