dumbers station
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i know rice is a thing of burritos but hear me out: tacos too
February 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i know rice is a thing of burritos but hear me out: tacos too
which came first, the tuxedo or the tuxedo cat :psyduck:
February 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
which came first, the tuxedo or the tuxedo cat :psyduck:
an angel descends to visit rogue the cat
February 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
an angel descends to visit rogue the cat
none of these gaming keyboards i'm looking at come with a built in sensor and fan to blow errant drops of monster energy drink that might splash on it from cracking one open. worthless.
February 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
none of these gaming keyboards i'm looking at come with a built in sensor and fan to blow errant drops of monster energy drink that might splash on it from cracking one open. worthless.
my stomach is grumbling in the exact cadence of mummy imhotep saying "anck-su-namun?"
February 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
my stomach is grumbling in the exact cadence of mummy imhotep saying "anck-su-namun?"
he was a ukrainian civil rights activist and if you laugh at his name you will go directly to hell (this is my hell recruitment post)
February 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
he was a ukrainian civil rights activist and if you laugh at his name you will go directly to hell (this is my hell recruitment post)
phones killed flash and shockwave and i will avenge them, one day
February 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
phones killed flash and shockwave and i will avenge them, one day
anonymous chanting "we do not forget, we do not forgive" as they slide the blade between my ribs and into my heart
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
anonymous chanting "we do not forget, we do not forgive" as they slide the blade between my ribs and into my heart
mewgenics could've been called mewtations just as easily and they decided not to
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
mewgenics could've been called mewtations just as easily and they decided not to
detaching my head and limbs and storing in my torso for easy shipment
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
detaching my head and limbs and storing in my torso for easy shipment
[irishly] weigh me cup
[my team of scientists fumbling with the cup until it falls and shatters] can't weigh cup
[my team of scientists fumbling with the cup until it falls and shatters] can't weigh cup
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
[irishly] weigh me cup
[my team of scientists fumbling with the cup until it falls and shatters] can't weigh cup
[my team of scientists fumbling with the cup until it falls and shatters] can't weigh cup
ever since my homie told me the speed of sound and how there's lag the further away you are, i have been turning my stereo up
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
ever since my homie told me the speed of sound and how there's lag the further away you are, i have been turning my stereo up
wow a john wick game. i'll play that shit even if it's a yakuza clone that sucks ass.
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
wow a john wick game. i'll play that shit even if it's a yakuza clone that sucks ass.
if i was in charge of the programming for my local theater's "mystery movie monday" program, i would make all showings "the room". but this is why i'm not the theater's program director
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
if i was in charge of the programming for my local theater's "mystery movie monday" program, i would make all showings "the room". but this is why i'm not the theater's program director
punk/ditz type (changed to new "stoner" type in gen 10)
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
punk/ditz type (changed to new "stoner" type in gen 10)
mewgenics looks repulsive, as does all of that guy's work, and frankly the premise looks both repugnant and boring. why is this the game of the moment
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
mewgenics looks repulsive, as does all of that guy's work, and frankly the premise looks both repugnant and boring. why is this the game of the moment
i bet if people called jd vance "dan quayle 2" enough he would cry
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
i bet if people called jd vance "dan quayle 2" enough he would cry
i'm not on the bluesky user cloud chart thing, meaning i'm in the true resistance plateau
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
i'm not on the bluesky user cloud chart thing, meaning i'm in the true resistance plateau
gogurt is churus for humans
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
gogurt is churus for humans
[in old man dracula voice] and i never smoke... cigarettes
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
[in old man dracula voice] and i never smoke... cigarettes
the only movie replica i crave is professor hikita's overthruster from "the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension"
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
the only movie replica i crave is professor hikita's overthruster from "the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension"
my dishwashwer got stuck in the "drying" phase and now my dishes are all desiccated. no matter. i'll simply put it on a "rinse" cycle and that should rehydrate them.
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
my dishwashwer got stuck in the "drying" phase and now my dishes are all desiccated. no matter. i'll simply put it on a "rinse" cycle and that should rehydrate them.
dracula going on a feeding frenzy until he end up a baby again
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
dracula going on a feeding frenzy until he end up a baby again
can't wait to see bad pussy blow up a football or whatever it is conservatives are upset about now
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
can't wait to see bad pussy blow up a football or whatever it is conservatives are upset about now