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mewgenics could've been called mewtations just as easily and they decided not to
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
mewgenics could've been called mewtations just as easily and they decided not to
detaching my head and limbs and storing in my torso for easy shipment
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
detaching my head and limbs and storing in my torso for easy shipment
[irishly] weigh me cup
[my team of scientists fumbling with the cup until it falls and shatters] can't weigh cup
[my team of scientists fumbling with the cup until it falls and shatters] can't weigh cup
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
[irishly] weigh me cup
[my team of scientists fumbling with the cup until it falls and shatters] can't weigh cup
[my team of scientists fumbling with the cup until it falls and shatters] can't weigh cup
ever since my homie told me the speed of sound and how there's lag the further away you are, i have been turning my stereo up
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
ever since my homie told me the speed of sound and how there's lag the further away you are, i have been turning my stereo up
wow a john wick game. i'll play that shit even if it's a yakuza clone that sucks ass.
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
wow a john wick game. i'll play that shit even if it's a yakuza clone that sucks ass.
if i was in charge of the programming for my local theater's "mystery movie monday" program, i would make all showings "the room". but this is why i'm not the theater's program director
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
if i was in charge of the programming for my local theater's "mystery movie monday" program, i would make all showings "the room". but this is why i'm not the theater's program director
punk/ditz type (changed to new "stoner" type in gen 10)
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
punk/ditz type (changed to new "stoner" type in gen 10)
mewgenics looks repulsive, as does all of that guy's work, and frankly the premise looks both repugnant and boring. why is this the game of the moment
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
mewgenics looks repulsive, as does all of that guy's work, and frankly the premise looks both repugnant and boring. why is this the game of the moment
i bet if people called jd vance "dan quayle 2" enough he would cry
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
i bet if people called jd vance "dan quayle 2" enough he would cry
i'm not on the bluesky user cloud chart thing, meaning i'm in the true resistance plateau
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
i'm not on the bluesky user cloud chart thing, meaning i'm in the true resistance plateau
gogurt is churus for humans
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
gogurt is churus for humans
[in old man dracula voice] and i never smoke... cigarettes
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
[in old man dracula voice] and i never smoke... cigarettes
the only movie replica i crave is professor hikita's overthruster from "the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension"
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
the only movie replica i crave is professor hikita's overthruster from "the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension"
my dishwashwer got stuck in the "drying" phase and now my dishes are all desiccated. no matter. i'll simply put it on a "rinse" cycle and that should rehydrate them.
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
my dishwashwer got stuck in the "drying" phase and now my dishes are all desiccated. no matter. i'll simply put it on a "rinse" cycle and that should rehydrate them.
dracula going on a feeding frenzy until he end up a baby again
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
dracula going on a feeding frenzy until he end up a baby again
can't wait to see bad pussy blow up a football or whatever it is conservatives are upset about now
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
can't wait to see bad pussy blow up a football or whatever it is conservatives are upset about now
the toilet paper usa alternative halftime show
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
the toilet paper usa alternative halftime show
wanna form a punk band just so i can release an album cover that's all rough crosshatching using a thick flow gel pen
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
wanna form a punk band just so i can release an album cover that's all rough crosshatching using a thick flow gel pen
look at this. look at this trash. this is proof that ai is putting people out of jobs. you used to be able to pay people to make artless pictures that look generic as fuck. ai taking the jobs of all the hacks out there grinding for gold
February 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
look at this. look at this trash. this is proof that ai is putting people out of jobs. you used to be able to pay people to make artless pictures that look generic as fuck. ai taking the jobs of all the hacks out there grinding for gold
shadow vs light...
February 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
shadow vs light...
wow, the super bowl -and- the olympics? at the same time? aren't i the luckiest gal in the land
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
wow, the super bowl -and- the olympics? at the same time? aren't i the luckiest gal in the land
"eggs and sausage, and a side of toast. coffee and a roll. hashbrowns over easy, chili in a bowl with burgers and fries, what kind of pies"---me putting in my all day delivery order
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
"eggs and sausage, and a side of toast. coffee and a roll. hashbrowns over easy, chili in a bowl with burgers and fries, what kind of pies"---me putting in my all day delivery order
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
sleep tight, soldier. let me tuck you in maggot
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
sleep tight, soldier. let me tuck you in maggot
please go see "dracula: a love story", i want to see more weird freaks and cool sets in movies and less cgi horseshit
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
please go see "dracula: a love story", i want to see more weird freaks and cool sets in movies and less cgi horseshit