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i commissioned the amazing @artbytuna.bsky.social to draw my cat monk from a photo. the result is beyond my wildest expectations. thank you so much tuna!
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
dr bronner's 18th use is vape juice. gets you mad turnt
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
if a tv show or movie gets made about your video game you fucked up somewhere
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
it is funny to me that the inventor of triscuits was like "BI-scuit? excuse me? fuck that shit. TRI-scuit. it's one more bitch"
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
triscuits and gravy
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
oh what, first they come for generative ai, then they come for my computer with the human mind shaped case?
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
if you have carpal tunnel and speak through sign language, do you have a speech impediment
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
phenomenon i'm currently tracking:

-number of phones on desk to importance of owner ratio
-characters won't shut the FUCKING door in tv and film
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
[standing on an outcropping on a clff, wind whipping my hair, coat, and scarf behind me] where did you come from.. where did you go... cotton eyed joe...
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
this is actually either a still from avi arad's "wizard of oz" or it could be the latest thumbnail for the "where do we begin" podcast
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i propose "trash amnesty day", where you can both rummage through trash and deposit trash without judgement
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
no dogg i'm not a moron i'm just blepping
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
tabletop dice set made out of gummy so you can eat it when it displeases you
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
we live in a society where it's right and good to put down an old cat with dementia, who wants nothing more than to hang out outside in the grass, but not the old fucks voting pedophiles and criminals into office. sick world.
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
why are we talking about bond like he doesn't just get regenerated every time there's a new actor?
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
every time i shower i forget a step. sometimes it's using qtips in my ears, sometimes it's brushing my teeth, sometimes it's turning the water on, y'know, i'm a busy gal
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
[in lars ulrich voice] am i hungry? yes i am
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
iirc, krelian wiped out nearly everyone on earth in order to turn a planetary weapons system into god. so i don't think he was right per se, but he probably wasn't wrong either. i'm sure he had his reasons
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
eliminating free online filing is just more proof that this administration is doing everything in its power to make life worse for the poor, tired, and sick. it's beyond corruption, it's planned cruelty. it's more than lining pockets, it's about inflicting pain on those they feel need it
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
you can replace the o in any .com with a u to get the sexy version of the site. many sites will be off limit to you now.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
i'm insulted the bsky moderation bot hasn't flagged my account as "rude"
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
wow, the news is getting better lately
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
mankind needed shelter, and so god took the blood and guts from trees
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
more like gaslight savings time. more like gaylight savings time.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM