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My friends hate me and I will not go to sleep.
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The Grinch has been found unresponsive at a Ramada by Wyndham. Sources are saying that’s what Ramada Inns are called now
December 25, 2024 at 4:44 AM
The Grinch has been found unresponsive at a Ramada by Wyndham. Sources are saying that’s what Ramada Inns are called now
No I will not stop stealing my husband’s sweaters, actually. THAT’S PART OF THE DEAL WITH ME. Also they smell nice.
December 17, 2024 at 10:11 PM
No I will not stop stealing my husband’s sweaters, actually. THAT’S PART OF THE DEAL WITH ME. Also they smell nice.
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when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head
December 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM
when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head
I’m screaming into the void and it sucks my fingers in return.
December 13, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I’m screaming into the void and it sucks my fingers in return.
Sometimes I listen to my cats with a stethoscope when they purr. I’d recommend it. Closest I’ve gotten to hearing Jesus Christ whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
December 12, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Sometimes I listen to my cats with a stethoscope when they purr. I’d recommend it. Closest I’ve gotten to hearing Jesus Christ whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
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[nodding somberly] ahh yes, the troubles
December 10, 2024 at 1:21 AM
[nodding somberly] ahh yes, the troubles
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who up doing weird stuff to their balls
December 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
who up doing weird stuff to their balls
Oh just taking photos in my car like I’m a divorced dad.
December 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Oh just taking photos in my car like I’m a divorced dad.
For anyone that needs to hear it, you deserve to live, and you should eat something today.
Also does anyone know how to get that Pale smiling woman we all see in our nightmares to leave me alone?
Also does anyone know how to get that Pale smiling woman we all see in our nightmares to leave me alone?
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 PM
For anyone that needs to hear it, you deserve to live, and you should eat something today.
Also does anyone know how to get that Pale smiling woman we all see in our nightmares to leave me alone?
Also does anyone know how to get that Pale smiling woman we all see in our nightmares to leave me alone?
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
December 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
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I have seen multiple accidents involving cybertrucks and without fail the driver is always eating a fully peeled banana with both hands like a cob of corn
December 7, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I have seen multiple accidents involving cybertrucks and without fail the driver is always eating a fully peeled banana with both hands like a cob of corn
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When you have two girlfriends
December 7, 2024 at 3:59 PM
When you have two girlfriends
Lil piss boy. Lill peepee piss boy pissing and shitting all over the place.
December 7, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Lil piss boy. Lill peepee piss boy pissing and shitting all over the place.
Been making some calls recently.
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Been making some calls recently.
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I miss the days when you could deposit cash to your bank account by taking a video of yourself burning it while yelling your account number.
December 2, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I miss the days when you could deposit cash to your bank account by taking a video of yourself burning it while yelling your account number.
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me: everyone prepare their christmas song?
guy who wrote jingle bells: mine is about bells & horses
me: aw ☺️
guy who wrote silver bells: mine is also mostly abt bells
me: oh. hm. thats fine
guy who wrote carol of the bells: [lighting match & running fingers through it] this world is a nightmare
guy who wrote jingle bells: mine is about bells & horses
me: aw ☺️
guy who wrote silver bells: mine is also mostly abt bells
me: oh. hm. thats fine
guy who wrote carol of the bells: [lighting match & running fingers through it] this world is a nightmare
December 5, 2024 at 9:42 PM
me: everyone prepare their christmas song?
guy who wrote jingle bells: mine is about bells & horses
me: aw ☺️
guy who wrote silver bells: mine is also mostly abt bells
me: oh. hm. thats fine
guy who wrote carol of the bells: [lighting match & running fingers through it] this world is a nightmare
guy who wrote jingle bells: mine is about bells & horses
me: aw ☺️
guy who wrote silver bells: mine is also mostly abt bells
me: oh. hm. thats fine
guy who wrote carol of the bells: [lighting match & running fingers through it] this world is a nightmare
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hey does this bowl of diarrhea taste funny to you
December 5, 2024 at 9:53 PM
hey does this bowl of diarrhea taste funny to you
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ok these jokes are getting played out let's find a new CEO to eulogize
December 4, 2024 at 5:54 PM
ok these jokes are getting played out let's find a new CEO to eulogize
It sure would be nice if my fucking lips wouldn’t swell to twice their size the moment the temperature goes below 40F.
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 PM
It sure would be nice if my fucking lips wouldn’t swell to twice their size the moment the temperature goes below 40F.
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“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!