Brady Sylvester
@gaptootheddoofus.bsky.social
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
In case you were wondering what politics looks like in a sane country.
Carney will talk to Trump 'when it matters,' as he looks to boost trade elsewhere | Power & Politics
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November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
In case you were wondering what politics looks like in a sane country.
I imagine there are a lotta guys who joined ICE who regret it but can't get out because they would have to return bonus money they've already spent, probably on groceries.
If we were behind on mortgage payments, I bet my ex-wife could have talked me into it. She was good at that sort of thing.
If we were behind on mortgage payments, I bet my ex-wife could have talked me into it. She was good at that sort of thing.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I imagine there are a lotta guys who joined ICE who regret it but can't get out because they would have to return bonus money they've already spent, probably on groceries.
If we were behind on mortgage payments, I bet my ex-wife could have talked me into it. She was good at that sort of thing.
If we were behind on mortgage payments, I bet my ex-wife could have talked me into it. She was good at that sort of thing.
If someone could set this to music before the other, lift-enhanced, cankle-stretched shoe drops, that'd be great, mmmmkay?
We were right
You were wrong
If you won't admit it
We'll just sing our little song
You should face it all day long
We were right
And you were wrooooonnngggggg
#epstein
We were right
You were wrong
If you won't admit it
We'll just sing our little song
You should face it all day long
We were right
And you were wrooooonnngggggg
#epstein
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If someone could set this to music before the other, lift-enhanced, cankle-stretched shoe drops, that'd be great, mmmmkay?
We were right
You were wrong
If you won't admit it
We'll just sing our little song
You should face it all day long
We were right
And you were wrooooonnngggggg
#epstein
We were right
You were wrong
If you won't admit it
We'll just sing our little song
You should face it all day long
We were right
And you were wrooooonnngggggg
#epstein
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Post someone who looks great in a hat...
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Post someone who looks great in a hat...
Yeah, when the movie starts this way, it usually ain't good, is what I'm saying.
I'm getting hard sci-fi, horror, and conspiracy paranoia all from one benign crowdsourcing request.
I saw something at 7:02 pm, and then I ate my cat. May I come in? You have a lovely home...
I'm getting hard sci-fi, horror, and conspiracy paranoia all from one benign crowdsourcing request.
I saw something at 7:02 pm, and then I ate my cat. May I come in? You have a lovely home...
If you have a very low-latitude aurora observation from tonight, please record your exact time and rough location and DO NOT DELETE your photo. These observations will be important for scientific research of this event.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Yeah, when the movie starts this way, it usually ain't good, is what I'm saying.
I'm getting hard sci-fi, horror, and conspiracy paranoia all from one benign crowdsourcing request.
I saw something at 7:02 pm, and then I ate my cat. May I come in? You have a lovely home...
I'm getting hard sci-fi, horror, and conspiracy paranoia all from one benign crowdsourcing request.
I saw something at 7:02 pm, and then I ate my cat. May I come in? You have a lovely home...
DELICIOUS IRONY:
By the time your teeth and digestive system are so decrepit all you can or even want to eat is Jell-O, your hands are so shaky it’s not an option.
By the time your teeth and digestive system are so decrepit all you can or even want to eat is Jell-O, your hands are so shaky it’s not an option.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
DELICIOUS IRONY:
By the time your teeth and digestive system are so decrepit all you can or even want to eat is Jell-O, your hands are so shaky it’s not an option.
By the time your teeth and digestive system are so decrepit all you can or even want to eat is Jell-O, your hands are so shaky it’s not an option.
As the modern right is really quite radical, even extreme -- not just stopping progress like classic conservatives, but rapidly dragging us backward with fascistic fervour; how do they respond to being told people only call them "conservative" because that's how they self-identify?
#EdmundBurke
#EdmundBurke
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
As the modern right is really quite radical, even extreme -- not just stopping progress like classic conservatives, but rapidly dragging us backward with fascistic fervour; how do they respond to being told people only call them "conservative" because that's how they self-identify?
#EdmundBurke
#EdmundBurke
While it's certainly true the US founders made really stupid choices when designing a country that are the reason you can't fix anything right now, I gotta say, the real root of the problem was not hanging all the traitors after the Civil War.
Don't make that mistake next time.
Don't make that mistake next time.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
While it's certainly true the US founders made really stupid choices when designing a country that are the reason you can't fix anything right now, I gotta say, the real root of the problem was not hanging all the traitors after the Civil War.
Don't make that mistake next time.
Don't make that mistake next time.
If you're writing a horror series (Channel Zero) in which people spend a lot of time calling out in search of a character, do you name that character "Margot"?
If it's supposed to be a joke, it gets old quickly and pulls you out of the story every time; if not... same effect, but how could you not?
If it's supposed to be a joke, it gets old quickly and pulls you out of the story every time; if not... same effect, but how could you not?
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you're writing a horror series (Channel Zero) in which people spend a lot of time calling out in search of a character, do you name that character "Margot"?
If it's supposed to be a joke, it gets old quickly and pulls you out of the story every time; if not... same effect, but how could you not?
If it's supposed to be a joke, it gets old quickly and pulls you out of the story every time; if not... same effect, but how could you not?
I have probably spent too much time watching cartoons, but nominative determinism gonna determine what nominative determinism gonna determine.
a cartoon cat says " for shame " while walking
ALT: a cartoon cat says " for shame " while walking
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November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have probably spent too much time watching cartoons, but nominative determinism gonna determine what nominative determinism gonna determine.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Does it matter that all the people dismissing corruption and foul conduct as "just a few bad apples" seem to have no idea what the rest of the saying implies for the future of the rest of the barrel?
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Does it matter that all the people dismissing corruption and foul conduct as "just a few bad apples" seem to have no idea what the rest of the saying implies for the future of the rest of the barrel?
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Y'all realize King George III had less control over his 18th-century Parliament than Trump does over the sniveling cowards in Congress, right?
October 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Y'all realize King George III had less control over his 18th-century Parliament than Trump does over the sniveling cowards in Congress, right?
Remember when that guy at CERN asked ChatGPT for a few lines of code and it churned out AI-hallucinated nonsense that still somehow didn't just crash, but worked?
Remember when it opened the portal to Hell?
How did everyone forget we opened the portal to Hell?
Something's going on, man.
Remember when it opened the portal to Hell?
How did everyone forget we opened the portal to Hell?
Something's going on, man.
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Remember when that guy at CERN asked ChatGPT for a few lines of code and it churned out AI-hallucinated nonsense that still somehow didn't just crash, but worked?
Remember when it opened the portal to Hell?
How did everyone forget we opened the portal to Hell?
Something's going on, man.
Remember when it opened the portal to Hell?
How did everyone forget we opened the portal to Hell?
Something's going on, man.
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Speaking as a farm boy from just outside Red Deer, Alberta, I can assure you this is almost certainly true.
The Best Of Norm Macdonald, Part 1 | David Letterman
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October 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Speaking as a farm boy from just outside Red Deer, Alberta, I can assure you this is almost certainly true.
If LA wins the World Series, the standard accompanying riots might be the spark that starts the whole thing.
"What was the cause of the second civil war, Grampa Brett?"
"Shohei Ohtani, Kiddo.
"There might be more to it, but he was the Gavrilo Princip. Never woulda happened with Altuve."
#NoKings
"What was the cause of the second civil war, Grampa Brett?"
"Shohei Ohtani, Kiddo.
"There might be more to it, but he was the Gavrilo Princip. Never woulda happened with Altuve."
#NoKings
“LAPD wants judge to lift an order restricting use of force against the press” 😭😭😭
“Ahead of this Saturday’s No Kings protests, the Los Angeles Police Department has filed an emergency motion asking a judge to lift an injunction that restricts their use of force against the press.”
“Ahead of this Saturday’s No Kings protests, the Los Angeles Police Department has filed an emergency motion asking a judge to lift an injunction that restricts their use of force against the press.”
LAPD wants judge to lift an order restricting use of force against the press
The police department filed an emergency order ahead of this Saturday's No Kings protest.
laist.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If LA wins the World Series, the standard accompanying riots might be the spark that starts the whole thing.
"What was the cause of the second civil war, Grampa Brett?"
"Shohei Ohtani, Kiddo.
"There might be more to it, but he was the Gavrilo Princip. Never woulda happened with Altuve."
#NoKings
"What was the cause of the second civil war, Grampa Brett?"
"Shohei Ohtani, Kiddo.
"There might be more to it, but he was the Gavrilo Princip. Never woulda happened with Altuve."
#NoKings
In God's Country, the bounty doth cascade.
According to these guys (www.worldwaterfalldatabase.com/top100), who seem to take the subject quite seriously, Canada is home to 10 of the 26 Most Awesome Waterfalls in the World.
Of those ten, Niagara is only 9th.
According to these guys (www.worldwaterfalldatabase.com/top100), who seem to take the subject quite seriously, Canada is home to 10 of the 26 Most Awesome Waterfalls in the World.
Of those ten, Niagara is only 9th.
October 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In God's Country, the bounty doth cascade.
According to these guys (www.worldwaterfalldatabase.com/top100), who seem to take the subject quite seriously, Canada is home to 10 of the 26 Most Awesome Waterfalls in the World.
Of those ten, Niagara is only 9th.
According to these guys (www.worldwaterfalldatabase.com/top100), who seem to take the subject quite seriously, Canada is home to 10 of the 26 Most Awesome Waterfalls in the World.
Of those ten, Niagara is only 9th.
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