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Shawn Craig
@ganonthesage.bsky.social
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@GanonTheSage on a lot of other platforms, like the dead bird app!
He/Him | Gamer (not that kind) | Anime enjoyer (also not that kind) | FFXIV: Syta Milanis- Famfrit |
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Reposted by Shawn Craig
emilyhughes.bsky.social
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
Time to lock in!
epona.bsky.social willie 🪻 @epona.bsky.social · 21d
pokemon mystery dungeon sky starts NOW!!!

sprites.pmdcollab.org
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
What we got
panel 1: a little girl in a dress crosses her arms unhappily. “It’s not fair” she says, “Jason got a new ipad for Christmas and all I got was a dumb new bike.” panel 2: another little girl sits cross-legged smiling with a sock on her hand. “I made a puppet out of an old sock,” she says. panel 3: “Oh perfect—“ the unhappy girl says, “Stacy got the ability to appreciate garbage, while I have to fill the ever-growing hole in my heart with material goods—SO UNFAIR.”
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reposted by Shawn Craig
theuglymachine.bsky.social
Dracula Oh for Pete's sake, I dropped my cup! Gosh darn it! Dang!
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Reposted by Shawn Craig
lillikoifish.bsky.social
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
Mt. Gulg, @en.finalfantasyxiv.com
"I AM RIGHTEOUSNESS!"
buffys.bsky.social buffys @buffys.bsky.social · Nov 28
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Shawn Craig
runwithskizzers.bsky.social
C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
Ok, there's too many variables that I can't get to solving at this time, so unfortunately I have to call off the stream for today. Anything further will just be a TBD.
I thank all of my friends and loved ones for the help and support, and wish all Extra Life folks good luck with their fundraising!
ganonthesage.bsky.social Shawn Craig @ganonthesage.bsky.social · Nov 9
We're having a bit of a delay for getting started today due to technical issues!
Will be live once we get it resolved!
ganonthesage.bsky.social Shawn Craig @ganonthesage.bsky.social · Nov 9
Coming back shortly from our dinner break- as the party begins exploring Gibbet Crossing!
Watch us at
Twitch.tv/ganonthesage
Youtube.com/ganonthesage
And Donate at www.extra-life.org/teams/72469
#Fundraiser #TableTopGaming #DungeonsAndDragons #LivePlay
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
We're having a bit of a delay for getting started today due to technical issues!
Will be live once we get it resolved!
ganonthesage.bsky.social Shawn Craig @ganonthesage.bsky.social · Nov 9
Coming back shortly from our dinner break- as the party begins exploring Gibbet Crossing!
Watch us at
Twitch.tv/ganonthesage
Youtube.com/ganonthesage
And Donate at www.extra-life.org/teams/72469
#Fundraiser #TableTopGaming #DungeonsAndDragons #LivePlay
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
Coming back shortly from our dinner break- as the party begins exploring Gibbet Crossing!
Watch us at
Twitch.tv/ganonthesage
Youtube.com/ganonthesage
And Donate at www.extra-life.org/teams/72469
#Fundraiser #TableTopGaming #DungeonsAndDragons #LivePlay
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
The party emerges from the...
SECRET TUNNEL
Watch us at
Twitch.tv/ganonthesage
Youtube.com/ganonthesage
Donate at www.extra-life.org/teams/72469
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
We're coming back from our break- as the party arrives at Phandalin!
We're live!
Watch us at
Twitch.tv/ganonthesage
Youtube.com/ganonthesage
And Donate at www.extra-life.org/teams/72469
#Fundraiser #TableTopGaming #DungeonsAndDragons #LivePlay
GanonTheSage - Twitch
Extra Life: 2025- The Shattered Obelisk
Twitch.tv
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
We're live!
Watch us at
Twitch.tv/ganonthesage
Youtube.com/ganonthesage
And Donate at www.extra-life.org/teams/72469
#Fundraiser #TableTopGaming #DungeonsAndDragons #LivePlay
GanonTheSage - Twitch
Extra Life: 2025- The Shattered Obelisk
Twitch.tv
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
To... whatever reach I have here, My team will be live streaming playing #D&D for 12 hours, from 10a-10p, EST, fundraising for #ExtraLife
Watch us at
Twitch.tv/ganonthesage
Youtube.com/ganonthesage
And Donate at www.extra-life.org/teams/72469
#Fundraiser #TableTopGaming #DungeonsAndDragons #LivePlay
GanonTheSage - Twitch
He/Him/His We respect pronouns in here :D
Twitch.tv
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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paulisci.bsky.social
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

🧵
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
Gives real "always been at war with Eastasia" energy here
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Nov 6
Q: Food prices are still going up. Grocery prices are still going up. How do you respond?

MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
I'm planning on fundraising for Extra Life on November 8th and 9th, and I'm thinking about making a donation goal for bonus streams later- 64 minutes of Quest 64 for every $64 my team fundraises.
(I haven't played Quest 64 in a long time)
Obligatory @quest64official.bsky.social tag
October 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
Trump out here saying "skill issue"
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 14
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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gremlin.world
I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
FELLAS?
IS IT GAY TO LIVE IN THE CITY?
(You know you have to survive)
Living in the city
(You have to keep that dream alive)
bernybelvedere.bsky.social Berny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · Oct 7
fellas is it gay to live in a city
October 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ganonthesage.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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ugarles.bsky.social
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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esqueer.net
Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them.

They want us all eradicated.
Page 1: Flyer from The Heritage Foundation Oversight Project titled “Transgender Ideology-Inspired Violent Extremism (TIVE): Background and FAQs on Need for an FBI Domestic Terrorism Designation.” The page defines “Transgender Ideology” and “TIVE,” outlining beliefs allegedly associated with them. It claims such ideology justifies violence against opponents or frames opposition as violence. The text references the alleged assassination of Charlie Kirk, urging the FBI to classify TIVE as domestic terrorism. Page 2: Continuation of flyer with a section titled “Recent Instances of TIVE-Motivated Acts of Domestic Terrorism.” Lists multiple violent events from 2018 to 2025, attributing them to transgender ideology. Includes mugshots of two alleged attackers. Followed by a “Frequently Asked Questions and Key Terms” section, addressing whether transgender people are terrorists, comparing TIVE with “Nihilistic Violent Extremism,” and discussing FBI designations. Page 3: Flyer continues with questions about Antifa and FBI terrorism classifications. States that Antifa and TIVE are separate categories. Lists ways the FBI classifies domestic terrorism and identifies typical characteristics of “TIVEs,” such as targeting Christians, mental illness, and online radicalization. Includes images: a “Trans Antifa” logo, a pink-blue-white-striped slogan image reading “Protect Their Right to Exist,” a photo of Audrey Hale with a firearm, and a close-up of a magazine with the words “Where is your God?” Page 4: Section titled “Terminology Used by TIVE.” Defines terms including cisgender, deadnaming, Gillick competence, misgendering, “Right to Exist,” “Trans genocide,” and a phrase “You either have a live boy or dead girl, you choose.” Each is presented as terminology used in or associated with TIVE. Page layout is text-heavy, no additional graphics.
September 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM