Hogg Johnson
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Hogg Johnson
@gambilldylan.bsky.social
Shit is so fucked up right now dog
But damn I just found out about blippo+ and it is WAY more poignant than it has any right to be

There will be papers written about blippo+ .. the most accurate encapsulation of being online in 2026
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 AM
The Microsoft copilot commercial with the nfl scouts using copilot to assess players is the dumbest shit ever

Save everyone a trillion dollars and hire someone to teach a couple people how to filter

The fact they think this is a value prop is nuts/insulting
January 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ser Duncan the Tall is giving Shoresy vibes
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Undertaker (aka Pats pass rush) choke slamming Justin Herbert to hell. *JR voice* Bah gawd! Somebody stop the match!
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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I can't say this loudly enough: THEY ARE TRYING TO NORMALIZE THE KILLING OF CIVILIANS FOR PARTICIPATING IN FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTED PROTEST ACTIVITIES.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Hey oh

We won’t be silent when our friends are gunned down.
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Stupid fucking loser.
January 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The DHop “no-hustle” was the secret play of the game
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I’m not super online but why didn’t everyone lose their fucking shit when Ziwe BODIED Kevin hart

Lost all respect for the dude.
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Does Sirianni sleep?! Those bags are serious
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Amazon TNF panel wardrobe is wild

CT/TG are both very well dressed but everyone else looks ridic. YoY is Whit wearing a cowboy hat. Sherm is a valet with cool jewelry. Fitz doesnt shop at dan flashes irl. These guys are all awesome. Ytf y’all doing them so dirty
@amazon @nfl @bezos #tnf
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You cannot overemphasize just how much Mamdani has the juice

That was an absolute banger speech
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Baseball is lit?!
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Watching WS. First time seeing non mnf espn in awhile. Yeesh. The barstool douche stink is so “grim men’s night”…wth happened yall
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Finally got to watch “Sinners”. Unbelievably good. Such an absurdly high level of craftsmanship in every aspect of the movie.
July 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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For reference the New York Times was among the outlets that declined to publish hacked materials from the 2024 Trump campaign www.cnn.com/2024/08/13/m...
July 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Old folks are cool with hearing the same 37 songs forever
June 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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You want to pick on immigrants!? PICK ON WILLIE!
June 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM