Sgt Slime
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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can we appreciate just how badly Johnson and Trump played this Epstein vote? total failure of a pressure campaign, delayed for months to ensure it stays in the news and immediately swamps "the Dems caved" as soon as the shutdown ends, and now it passes 427-1
couldn't have gone worse if they tried
couldn't have gone worse if they tried
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
can we appreciate just how badly Johnson and Trump played this Epstein vote? total failure of a pressure campaign, delayed for months to ensure it stays in the news and immediately swamps "the Dems caved" as soon as the shutdown ends, and now it passes 427-1
couldn't have gone worse if they tried
couldn't have gone worse if they tried
Man the left sure is annoying with those pronouns! Haha. Exactly the same as the right which are *checks notes* trafficking children. When will both sides see they’ve gone too far?
Bill Maher Buries the Left AND the Right in Searing CNN Interview: Why Can’t They Just ‘Be Normal?’
Bill Maher Buries the Left AND the Right in Searing CNN Interview: Why Can’t They Just ‘Be Normal?’
Bill Maher bashed both Democrats and Republicans during a CNN interview on Sunday, saying Republicans like Trump go "too far" while Dems push "revolutionaries"
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dlvr.it
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Man the left sure is annoying with those pronouns! Haha. Exactly the same as the right which are *checks notes* trafficking children. When will both sides see they’ve gone too far?
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Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.
I genuinely can’t get over “the Epstein files are a HOAX by the democrats! If you really open the files, you’ll see it’s ALLLLLLL democrats in there, in the hoax they created! BUT DONT LOOK DONT LOOK DO NOT LOOK AT THEM DONT RELEASE THEM but it’s a hoax!!!! It’s allllll a hoax!”
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I genuinely can’t get over “the Epstein files are a HOAX by the democrats! If you really open the files, you’ll see it’s ALLLLLLL democrats in there, in the hoax they created! BUT DONT LOOK DONT LOOK DO NOT LOOK AT THEM DONT RELEASE THEM but it’s a hoax!!!! It’s allllll a hoax!”
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✨ PROMISE ME UPDATE!!
We've All Had Such Moments.
This one is really special -- a two-page spread that I have had planned since really anything else in the prologue. Things are getting rough for Nox.
READ: promise-me.the-comic.org
We've All Had Such Moments.
This one is really special -- a two-page spread that I have had planned since really anything else in the prologue. Things are getting rough for Nox.
READ: promise-me.the-comic.org
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
✨ PROMISE ME UPDATE!!
We've All Had Such Moments.
This one is really special -- a two-page spread that I have had planned since really anything else in the prologue. Things are getting rough for Nox.
READ: promise-me.the-comic.org
We've All Had Such Moments.
This one is really special -- a two-page spread that I have had planned since really anything else in the prologue. Things are getting rough for Nox.
READ: promise-me.the-comic.org
Superman is the best movie of the year and it’s not even close
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Superman is the best movie of the year and it’s not even close
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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If you strip away the political vibes and keep it to priority alone, it’s still very hard to justify why ICE agents are getting paid but air traffic control is not.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you strip away the political vibes and keep it to priority alone, it’s still very hard to justify why ICE agents are getting paid but air traffic control is not.
I genuinely don’t fuckin understand conservatives man. Why do you all advocate for a meaner, crueler, smaller world? Why is this your end goal? Just being fucking shitty? The only group of people you defend are pedophiles. Genuinely end it, conservatives are the worst people on the fucking planet
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I genuinely don’t fuckin understand conservatives man. Why do you all advocate for a meaner, crueler, smaller world? Why is this your end goal? Just being fucking shitty? The only group of people you defend are pedophiles. Genuinely end it, conservatives are the worst people on the fucking planet
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I still love “If you support anti-bullying policies to protect trans children, then you also support the religious right mandating misgendering of trans children by law.”
These people are not sending their best.
These people are not sending their best.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I still love “If you support anti-bullying policies to protect trans children, then you also support the religious right mandating misgendering of trans children by law.”
These people are not sending their best.
These people are not sending their best.
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it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
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What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation.
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation.
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
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I will never stop dying on the hill that so much of this would have been avoided if the response to Obama is a muslim had been "so fucking what" instead of the utterly dungbrained "OH YEAH EXPLAIN HOW HE LIKES BACON AND BEER THEN" nonsense that we were force fed for 8 years
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I will never stop dying on the hill that so much of this would have been avoided if the response to Obama is a muslim had been "so fucking what" instead of the utterly dungbrained "OH YEAH EXPLAIN HOW HE LIKES BACON AND BEER THEN" nonsense that we were force fed for 8 years
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I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does
April 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does
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it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic
I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic
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“Oh, well I just told you about it, so now like all of the rest of us who pay attention to what’s going on, you know all about it. You just heard it, from me, and you know. You’re all caught up. So to repeat: does this concern you?”
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
“Oh, well I just told you about it, so now like all of the rest of us who pay attention to what’s going on, you know all about it. You just heard it, from me, and you know. You’re all caught up. So to repeat: does this concern you?”
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I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC
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it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
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It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House
October 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House