Gaby
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Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked? She/her
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
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The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
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Now that’s a lede.
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Now that’s a lede.
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Can one reporter -- just one -- ask where we're buying insurance from if it's not insurance companies and not the government (since he's also opposed to that)? Is there a magical realm of insurance only Trump knows about?
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Can one reporter -- just one -- ask where we're buying insurance from if it's not insurance companies and not the government (since he's also opposed to that)? Is there a magical realm of insurance only Trump knows about?
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Called to make an appointment for a DevaCurl haircut, and the salon's first available was January 30th! Yikes
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Called to make an appointment for a DevaCurl haircut, and the salon's first available was January 30th! Yikes
I am fully aware that today is Veterans' Day, and yet I have both stopped at the bank to deposit a check (it's closed) and checked my mail (there's no delivery today). Way to go, self
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I am fully aware that today is Veterans' Day, and yet I have both stopped at the bank to deposit a check (it's closed) and checked my mail (there's no delivery today). Way to go, self
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
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SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
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Macy's is still having its kids' coats sale today, AND it's 10% back through Rakuten. Perfect time to buy for coat drives or angel tree donations. www.macys.com/shop/kids-cl...
www.macys.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Macy's is still having its kids' coats sale today, AND it's 10% back through Rakuten. Perfect time to buy for coat drives or angel tree donations. www.macys.com/shop/kids-cl...
Macy's is still having its kids' coats sale today, AND it's 10% back through Rakuten. Perfect time to buy for coat drives or angel tree donations. www.macys.com/shop/kids-cl...
www.macys.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Macy's is still having its kids' coats sale today, AND it's 10% back through Rakuten. Perfect time to buy for coat drives or angel tree donations. www.macys.com/shop/kids-cl...
Macy's is having one of their super sales on coats today, if anyone likes to donate kids’ coats or buy for angel trees around this time of year. (Or if your kids need a coat) They have several options in the $25-30 range! www.macys.com/shop/kids-cl...
www.macys.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Macy's is having one of their super sales on coats today, if anyone likes to donate kids’ coats or buy for angel trees around this time of year. (Or if your kids need a coat) They have several options in the $25-30 range! www.macys.com/shop/kids-cl...
Woke up at 4 today, but the clock in my bathroom is still set an hour ahead, so I thought it was a reasonable time to get up. Blargh.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Woke up at 4 today, but the clock in my bathroom is still set an hour ahead, so I thought it was a reasonable time to get up. Blargh.
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why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
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[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard
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The people who stay to cheer the last person on a marathon are my personal emotional kryptonite.
I pledge my undying fealty to them every time — just uncharacteristically irrationally committed to a group of strangers who would do this.
www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckin...
I pledge my undying fealty to them every time — just uncharacteristically irrationally committed to a group of strangers who would do this.
www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckin...
From the nextfuckinglevel community on Reddit: last person to cross the finish line at the NYC Marathon. The moment occurred at 12:34am and took him 15 hours 21 minutes to complete the race.
Explore this post and more from the nextfuckinglevel community
www.reddit.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The people who stay to cheer the last person on a marathon are my personal emotional kryptonite.
I pledge my undying fealty to them every time — just uncharacteristically irrationally committed to a group of strangers who would do this.
www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckin...
I pledge my undying fealty to them every time — just uncharacteristically irrationally committed to a group of strangers who would do this.
www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckin...
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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Palate cleanse. Some humans are terrible, but more of us are great.
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Palate cleanse. Some humans are terrible, but more of us are great.
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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Also check with local rescues and vet offices. They may know which local food pantries serve people and their pets or offer pet food and support themselves.
The Crystal Lake, IL, food pantry, for example, offers people food and pet food.
The Crystal Lake, IL, food pantry, for example, offers people food and pet food.
Food pantries for pets: www.pethelpfinder.org/m/phf/35
And most likely their pets as well.
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Also check with local rescues and vet offices. They may know which local food pantries serve people and their pets or offer pet food and support themselves.
The Crystal Lake, IL, food pantry, for example, offers people food and pet food.
The Crystal Lake, IL, food pantry, for example, offers people food and pet food.
I’m at the store, would anyone liked some hot jarred hotdogs? Happy to pick some up for you!
November 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m at the store, would anyone liked some hot jarred hotdogs? Happy to pick some up for you!
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And again, a pattern of putting out statements accusing people of serious Federal crimes and then releasing them hours or days or weeks later with no charges. And no retraction.
NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.)
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
Chicago woman dragged out of her car after colliding with ICE demands accountability
The arrest of Dayanne Figueroa highlights growing concerns about the use of force against U.S. citizens and due process. She was released after a few hours without charges.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And again, a pattern of putting out statements accusing people of serious Federal crimes and then releasing them hours or days or weeks later with no charges. And no retraction.