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crobertcargill.bsky.social
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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toonyballoony.bsky.social
had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone
A screenshot of Wayne Brady holding up three fingers with the text "Girl Scout Selling Cookies Who's Possessed by the Devil" A screenshot of Colin Mochrie making a face with the text "Heroic Frog Leading 'The Great Escape' of All the Frogs from a French Restaurant" A screenshot of Ryan Stiles with the text "Gradually Turning into a Parrot" A screenshot of Greg Proops frowning with glasses halfway down his nose with the text "Judge Judy"
July 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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chrisvannini.com
It's happening.
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Riker and Spock, on ship, are standing in uniform. Picard looks kind of p-o'd, Riker less so. Closed caption reads, "Kamala is the key to peace between our two worlds."
July 21, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
May 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
what was linkedin for
February 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
gabechocula.bsky.social
This in PDX please
February 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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nocatsnomasters.bsky.social
Easement of the Planet of the Apes

Homeowners Association of the Unincorporated County of the Apes
February 12, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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wesflinn.bsky.social
Feels like this will never not be relevant.
The World’s Shortest Political Quiz, accurate version.
January 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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markshore.bsky.social
not sure if @drvolts.bsky.social will be reposting this whole thread here, so in case he isn't, this all seems timely
a Twitter thread from @drvolts explaining why it is politically advantageous for factions across the political spectrum to attack the Democrats, regardless of their generally successful governing record
November 14, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
another innocent victim of all that shoplifti…wait i am getting an update

finance.yahoo.com/news/rite-ai...
Rite Aid Files for Bankruptcy as Debt Load, Opioid Risk Rise
(Bloomberg) -- US pharmacy chain Rite Aid Corp. filed for bankruptcy in an effort to close unprofitable stores, address lawsuits over its role in the opioid pandemic and rework a debt load of roughly ...
finance.yahoo.com
October 16, 2023 at 1:56 PM
gabechocula.bsky.social
Dammit Filoni
October 4, 2023 at 4:46 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
September 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM
gabechocula.bsky.social
Is this what early-ish tw*tter was like?
September 7, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who could strangle you with a cordless phone if he wanted to, is pictured. Chief O'Brien, who can kill 2 stones with one bird, is facing the camera and winking. O'Brien, who can dribble a bowling ball, is on DS9 station and wearing his classic gold uniform, and has the energy of a man who is walking away from an explosion without looking backwards at it. Closed caption reads, "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."
September 4, 2023 at 5:38 PM