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Funkmaster Yeehaw
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The finest purveyor of command grabs this side of the Mississippi

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r3nio.bsky.social
Pubs Of England - The Last Train Inn, Jam Night
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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skiddius.bsky.social
Yeag day is an anomaly. An enigma. Nobody knows when or how it started. It simply is, and was, and will be.
b0tster.yeag.gay PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · Oct 13
yeag days tomorrow. whats yeag day? i dont remember. lol. mark ur calendars 📝
screenshot of a calendar app for october 14th, which is listed as yeag day
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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arnaerr.bsky.social
Host of the Nightmare
#Bloodborne
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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csmfht.bsky.social
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN TRYEN TO DO THERE QUEST BUT THEY DONT REMEMBER ? THEY DONT REMEBER SO MUCH STUFF DONT REMEBER SOME GRADES OF SCHOOL DONT REMEBER SOME ENTIRE YEAR'S DONT REMEBER FACE'S DONT REMEBER NAME'S BUT SOMEHOW COMMERCIAL'S ARE STUCK IN THERE, PIZZA BAGEL SONG, CAR DEALERSHIP SONG, SOAP JINGLE, CANT REMEBER GRANDMAS FACE BUT REMEBER PHONE NUMBER FOR CAR DEALERSHIP, CURSED EXISTANCE, OUTLAW ALL AD'S, OR MAYBE I SHOULDNT REMEBER SCHOOL ANY WAY IT WASNT THAT GOOD BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW AT THIS POINT, VAGUE MEMORY OF THROWING SHIT IN METAL LOCKER AND GETTING YELLED AT BY TEACHER'S FOR INVALID REASON'S , ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBALY SOME TREASURE, FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN A ITEM TO GUY OR PRINCESS, A GUY I DONT KNOW WANTS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW, GREAT A STAIRCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ANOTHER THING WHEN YOUR ON A ADVENTURE AND YOU RUN INTO ANOTHER GUY RUNNIN AROUND STEALING SHIT WHY ARE THEY YOUR ENEMY, SEEMS LIKE YOUR JUST COWORKERS IF YOU ASK ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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terrypratchett.bsky.social
On 27th August 2015, The Shepherd's Crown, the last book Sir Terry Pratchett completed before he died, was published.

To mark the ten year anniversary, we have a message from Rob Wilkins:
It’s been ten years since the publication of The Shepherd’s Crown, the last book Terry Pratchett completed before he died. Once the spine on this one was cracked, there were no more new Pratchetts to look forward to, and I know a lot of Discworld readers who were, understandably, with that sad reality in mind, reluctant to finish - or even start - this one because it felt like the final closing of a door. But I also know that Terry wanted his books to be read and enjoyed far more than he wanted them kept on a shelf. And as time passes it becomes ever more apparent how much the Discworld books reward re-visiting, perpetually revealing something new, literary gems Terry had hidden away for a second or third, or even more, re-read. Every Pratchett is to some degree an unread Pratchett, including the ones you’ve already enjoyed and including The Shepherd’s Crown. So the greatest way to honour Terry’s legacy is to pull that book you’ve been saving off the shelf, make a nice cup of tea and settle down to read the story he wrote for you. Enjoy. Rob Wilkins Wiltshire, August 2025
August 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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dailymecha.bsky.social
Model: Gekko
Debut: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Year: 2008
Designer: Yoji Shinkawa
July 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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vinesauceclips.bsky.social
C O C K
May 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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gwonamhints.bsky.social
Be careful Link there’s bastards afoot
May 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
week dressed as a sheep, around a bunch of sheep
May 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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10krats.bsky.social
A picture of a golden Goomba with the text "This article is *featured*"
May 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
"AI" - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATON RISIN UP OUT OF DA GRAVE 2 REMIND YOU THAT DA A.I SHIT THATS GOING AROUND NOW IS DA SAME AS EVERY OTHER COMPUTER SCAM , AND THE BEST ITS GOT AFTER TRILLION'S OF DOLLARS OF MONEY AND SO MANY COMPUTERS THAT WE HAD TO OPEN NEW POWER PLANTS TO RUN THEM , IS : 1. VIDEO'S OF PEOPLE WHO ARE MOVING AROUND SLOWLY IN A WEIRD WAY, 2. PHOTO'S OF JESUS WHERE HES IN A SHOPPING MALL WITH THE PRESEDENT, 3. CODE THAT DOSENT WORK, 4. INCORRECT SUMMARY OF INFOMATION THAT YOU PASTE INTO IT, 5. NOW DUMB GUYS THINK THAT THE COMPUTER IS SAD OR SMART!!! THERE ALL BAD BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT THE WORST GUYS IN THE WORLD ARE MAKEN A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY OFF OFF IT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK, ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS " REMEMEBER NFT'S? SORT OF? NOT REALLY? THE SAME GUYS WHO MADE THAT BULLSHIT ARE NOW TELLIN US AUTO COMPLETE IS INTELEGENT AND IT HAS FEELINGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
May 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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mcs212.bsky.social
(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · May 2
Emperor Palpatine with a gun in #Fortnite
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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rooflemongerreal.bsky.social
its fucked up that you play a fighting game and want to win but then sometimes you lose
May 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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othatsraspberry.com
he’s happy :)
a screenshot from FF7 Rebirth of Barret frowning with a smily face icon hovering above, and a doodle of the same
May 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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dril.bsky.social
is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games
April 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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in-otter-news.bsky.social
Good morning, everyone!
April 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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mynameisgrant.bsky.social
The problem with the Tune Squad in Space Jam is most of those characters only exist to lose. You need shooters. You need closers. You need killers and you drafted Elmer Fudd. Horrible scouting.
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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ypanda.bsky.social
Mission Status: SICK 🐮

#animation #nintendoswitch2 #Mariokartworld
April 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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sumustard.bsky.social
🎵 #kimberly #sf6 #キンバリー
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...
DELTARUNE Nintendo Switch 2 Announce Trailer
YouTube video by UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE Official
www.youtube.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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pattenpending.bsky.social
How I’m tryin to be.
Ernie is sitting on the moon. Man I wish that were me.
March 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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briamgilbert.bsky.social
constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
a well-drawn sticky note doodle of a smiling Mickey Mouse wearing the hat from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, with the words “all magic comes with a price” scrawled beside it
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
on this day
list of unusual animal deaths: 1999 "On the inaugural ride of the Apollo's Chariot rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, male model Fabio was struck in the face by a goose during the first drop. The goose was killed, while Fabio's nose was bloodied and required stitches"
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM