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(On the phone with Aypo (the Reader)) Yeah sorry, Morshu already called Toa Kopaka for the group cosplay. Toa Lewa is still open… the fuck do you mean Toa Lewa is lame. Shut the fuck up. Shut the FUCK. UP.
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
(On the phone with Aypo (the Reader)) Yeah sorry, Morshu already called Toa Kopaka for the group cosplay. Toa Lewa is still open… the fuck do you mean Toa Lewa is lame. Shut the fuck up. Shut the FUCK. UP.
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Whatever the fuck I want. (Jumps off of Tykogi Tower)
May 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Whatever the fuck I want. (Jumps off of Tykogi Tower)
The custody battle is ongoing.
What about his minions
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The custody battle is ongoing.
(In incredible pain, turban gem yellow) The bubbles here are crying!
December 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
(In incredible pain, turban gem yellow) The bubbles here are crying!
They finally got him! Ganon is now in prison!
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
They finally got him! Ganon is now in prison!
(Gwonam starts stabbing indiscriminately at a voodoo doll of Harlequin with a tack)
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
(Gwonam starts stabbing indiscriminately at a voodoo doll of Harlequin with a tack)
Kero Kero Bonito brainstorming sessions be like:
Flamingo:
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Kero Kero Bonito brainstorming sessions be like:
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I’m 34 years old do you think I’ve played a Roblox
gwonam have you have played regretevator
July 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m 34 years old do you think I’ve played a Roblox
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Secret Cup obtained: Gonzo Cup! This strangely sentient cup means no harm, crawling across the floor and looking up with its kind eyes. But what dangers await if you try to sip?
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Secret Cup obtained: Gonzo Cup! This strangely sentient cup means no harm, crawling across the floor and looking up with its kind eyes. But what dangers await if you try to sip?
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Good job, Link, you found a Commemorative Cup! Collect one from each location you go to to earn a sense of completion and satisfaction!
July 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Good job, Link, you found a Commemorative Cup! Collect one from each location you go to to earn a sense of completion and satisfaction!
Link sleeps on the pull-out couch when he stays at my house!
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Link sleeps on the pull-out couch when he stays at my house!
Gwonam Item Closet!
Whoa-hoh-hoa! That’s a big friggin sword! You would never use something like that on me, would you? You wouldn’t… would you? Please… Link, don’t use it on me! (Growing irrationally afraid) Link, please! Don’t use the big sword on me! AAAAA! Link, nooooooo!
Whoa-hoh-hoa! That’s a big friggin sword! You would never use something like that on me, would you? You wouldn’t… would you? Please… Link, don’t use it on me! (Growing irrationally afraid) Link, please! Don’t use the big sword on me! AAAAA! Link, nooooooo!
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Gwonam Item Closet!
Whoa-hoh-hoa! That’s a big friggin sword! You would never use something like that on me, would you? You wouldn’t… would you? Please… Link, don’t use it on me! (Growing irrationally afraid) Link, please! Don’t use the big sword on me! AAAAA! Link, nooooooo!
Whoa-hoh-hoa! That’s a big friggin sword! You would never use something like that on me, would you? You wouldn’t… would you? Please… Link, don’t use it on me! (Growing irrationally afraid) Link, please! Don’t use the big sword on me! AAAAA! Link, nooooooo!
Can I attack Ganon with a powerful spell?
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Can I attack Ganon with a powerful spell?
Huge news for Koridai, everyone
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Huge news for Koridai, everyone
(Playing video games) Wow this is awesome Yoda can fight Angol Mois
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
(Playing video games) Wow this is awesome Yoda can fight Angol Mois
(Gwonam surreptitiously starts billing Link one ruby per hint)
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
(Gwonam surreptitiously starts billing Link one ruby per hint)
When math is about to happen:
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When math is about to happen:
Miser-ass mother fucker
1000 times I was told to come back when I am a bit more, mmm richer
December 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Miser-ass mother fucker
Morshu’s Shop Wrapped:
178 bombs purchased (13% more than last year!)
26 ropes purchased (Should have bought more!)
83 gallons of lamp oil purchased (Top 0.1% of lamp oil usage worldwide!)
178 bombs purchased (13% more than last year!)
26 ropes purchased (Should have bought more!)
83 gallons of lamp oil purchased (Top 0.1% of lamp oil usage worldwide!)
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Morshu’s Shop Wrapped:
178 bombs purchased (13% more than last year!)
26 ropes purchased (Should have bought more!)
83 gallons of lamp oil purchased (Top 0.1% of lamp oil usage worldwide!)
178 bombs purchased (13% more than last year!)
26 ropes purchased (Should have bought more!)
83 gallons of lamp oil purchased (Top 0.1% of lamp oil usage worldwide!)
wtf Ganon got presents instead of coal this is bullshit
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
wtf Ganon got presents instead of coal this is bullshit
(Out of Touch)
Your sword’s enough
There is no time
Your sword’s enough
There is no time
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(Out of Touch)
Your sword’s enough
There is no time
Your sword’s enough
There is no time
Morshu has morphu’d into a reindeer and is now leading Santa’s sleigh across the sky
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Morshu has morphu’d into a reindeer and is now leading Santa’s sleigh across the sky
With your donations, we will find the cure to Ganon.
But if you could be nonetheless generous, we could afford that sword right quick and smite Ganon before new years.
Have a heart, give a rupee.
Have a heart, give a rupee.
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
With your donations, we will find the cure to Ganon.
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