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Im a single mother just trying to make it in this crazy world
*bleeding out* im not going to make it… kill yourself…
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
*bleeding out* im not going to make it… kill yourself…
pussy from a umm.. from a uhhhh..
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
pussy from a umm.. from a uhhhh..
fisting my disgusting rotten little pussy
December 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
fisting my disgusting rotten little pussy
doing something so horrific on sims 4 that i am arrested in real life
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
doing something so horrific on sims 4 that i am arrested in real life
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Me: I'm going to fucking kill the grinch.
Gf: Calm down, wait for the end of the movie.
Me: I've seen enough. Hey Alexa, where is Whoville?
Alexa: Bugonia is available for rent on Amazon Prime Video.
Me: Alexa, order me a plane ticket to the Amazon rainforest. One way.
Gf: Calm down, wait for the end of the movie.
Me: I've seen enough. Hey Alexa, where is Whoville?
Alexa: Bugonia is available for rent on Amazon Prime Video.
Me: Alexa, order me a plane ticket to the Amazon rainforest. One way.
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me: I'm going to fucking kill the grinch.
Gf: Calm down, wait for the end of the movie.
Me: I've seen enough. Hey Alexa, where is Whoville?
Alexa: Bugonia is available for rent on Amazon Prime Video.
Me: Alexa, order me a plane ticket to the Amazon rainforest. One way.
Gf: Calm down, wait for the end of the movie.
Me: I've seen enough. Hey Alexa, where is Whoville?
Alexa: Bugonia is available for rent on Amazon Prime Video.
Me: Alexa, order me a plane ticket to the Amazon rainforest. One way.
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I listened to too much female rap and became indignant.
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I listened to too much female rap and became indignant.
reading this and doing absolutely everything in my power to develop cancer
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
reading this and doing absolutely everything in my power to develop cancer
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oh you have ocd? name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions.
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
oh you have ocd? name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions.
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He wants to kill us!
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
He wants to kill us!
hitting a bong with nothing in it but water
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
hitting a bong with nothing in it but water
chainsmoking 6 packs of cigarettes in a row and then never touching a cigarette again in my life
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
chainsmoking 6 packs of cigarettes in a row and then never touching a cigarette again in my life
i want some grapes for christmas
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i want some grapes for christmas
hello i want to buy an apple
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
hello i want to buy an apple
how do i buy an apple
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
how do i buy an apple
telling the customer they are wasting their life
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
telling the customer they are wasting their life
acting genuinely surprised when i learn that life exists outside of my city
December 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
acting genuinely surprised when i learn that life exists outside of my city
investing my life savings in stocks in chinese food
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
investing my life savings in stocks in chinese food
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erasing ufo crash landing footage from the trail cam to make room for possums eating a pile of rotten pumpkins i left out
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
erasing ufo crash landing footage from the trail cam to make room for possums eating a pile of rotten pumpkins i left out
getting my dog a bbl
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
getting my dog a bbl
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Every day is ridiculous
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every day is ridiculous
getting chemotherapy for no reason
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
getting chemotherapy for no reason
stopping during sex to tweet ’diarrhea gun’
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
stopping during sex to tweet ’diarrhea gun’