Kriz-ty
@fubbai.bsky.social
Stress head. Shutterbug. Cephalod admirer. Aspiring writer. Tell me an ant fact.
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NSW Police are responding to reports of an active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney's eastern suburbs.
Breaking: NSW Police responding to reports of shooter at Bondi Beach
NSW Police are responding to reports of an active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney's eastern suburbs.
www.abc.net.au
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
NSW Police are responding to reports of an active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney's eastern suburbs.
I'm in need of a wine friends. I'm in a car with boomers trading Chinese conspiracy theories and I love conspiracy theories but they're DUMB.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm in need of a wine friends. I'm in a car with boomers trading Chinese conspiracy theories and I love conspiracy theories but they're DUMB.
Can't believe I lost a fight with a stapler today.
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Can't believe I lost a fight with a stapler today.
Today my hair has a mind of its own and totally different personality to how I was feeling.
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Today my hair has a mind of its own and totally different personality to how I was feeling.
Spent several hours yesterday and today fuming because I have seen two Neo-Nazi posters calling for the expulsion of non white immigrants and a literal fucking swastika.
They might have changed their name to White Australia but they're not even pretending they aren't nazis anymore.
They might have changed their name to White Australia but they're not even pretending they aren't nazis anymore.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Spent several hours yesterday and today fuming because I have seen two Neo-Nazi posters calling for the expulsion of non white immigrants and a literal fucking swastika.
They might have changed their name to White Australia but they're not even pretending they aren't nazis anymore.
They might have changed their name to White Australia but they're not even pretending they aren't nazis anymore.
I solved my first Redactle (#1334) in 100 guesses with an accuracy of 50.00%.
Played at redactle.anybrowser.org
Played at redactle.anybrowser.org
Redactle - A daily puzzle game
Try to find the title of a random Wikipedia article.
redactle.anybrowser.org
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I solved my first Redactle (#1334) in 100 guesses with an accuracy of 50.00%.
Played at redactle.anybrowser.org
Played at redactle.anybrowser.org
"Kristy... Do you want to research some tree law..?"
Uh YES
Uh YES
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Kristy... Do you want to research some tree law..?"
Uh YES
Uh YES
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We'd call you base.
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We'd call you base.
An unexpectedly fun part of my new job is reacting documents. I feel like Yossarian from Catch 22, like I could just go to war on adverbs or something.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
An unexpectedly fun part of my new job is reacting documents. I feel like Yossarian from Catch 22, like I could just go to war on adverbs or something.
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Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
This was a really warm and beautiful and sad story.
In other news, I recommend today's Daily Podcast, about the parents of a trans girl who just had to flee Tennessee for Connecticut in order to protect her. The parents are both Southerners and ministers, and had idea what "trans" was until they had to learn.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Parenting a Trans Kid in Trump’s America
Podcast Episode · The Daily · 11/21/2025 · 44m
podcasts.apple.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This was a really warm and beautiful and sad story.
Appreciating Black Friday Sales as the perfect time to purge all my email subscriptions.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Appreciating Black Friday Sales as the perfect time to purge all my email subscriptions.
I connected four pieces in the break room puzzle during my tea break, I'm considering this a win.
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I connected four pieces in the break room puzzle during my tea break, I'm considering this a win.
Went shopping with my mum and our bickering made the shopgirl really homesick 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Went shopping with my mum and our bickering made the shopgirl really homesick 🥺
When friends ask if I'm okay I should just send them a screenshot of my sleep time. Yes I worked a full second day in a new job like this.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
When friends ask if I'm okay I should just send them a screenshot of my sleep time. Yes I worked a full second day in a new job like this.
Relieved to find that, while dealing with a breakup, I haven't had the urge to release a revenge album.
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Relieved to find that, while dealing with a breakup, I haven't had the urge to release a revenge album.
Sometimes being a good sister means spending ages on YouTube listening to bird songs to identify the bird from the three second snippet you were sent.
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sometimes being a good sister means spending ages on YouTube listening to bird songs to identify the bird from the three second snippet you were sent.
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Idk what it says about 2025 that were all like “ooh look a heist, finally something whimsical” but it’s not good
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Idk what it says about 2025 that were all like “ooh look a heist, finally something whimsical” but it’s not good
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i like that if your robbery is sufficiently cool it becomes a heist
October 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i like that if your robbery is sufficiently cool it becomes a heist
The wild thing about having long term friends is you get to be there for major adult accomplishments like having babies or winning awards and get to be like 'Is this the same person who I made out with drunk at parties?' and 'Is this the same person who fucked someone on a church lawn?'
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The wild thing about having long term friends is you get to be there for major adult accomplishments like having babies or winning awards and get to be like 'Is this the same person who I made out with drunk at parties?' and 'Is this the same person who fucked someone on a church lawn?'
You can tell me friend and I are on different mindsets when the name 'Snowball' makes her think of the cat from the Simpsons while I'm reminded of the pig from Animal Farm.
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You can tell me friend and I are on different mindsets when the name 'Snowball' makes her think of the cat from the Simpsons while I'm reminded of the pig from Animal Farm.
A thing that's entered my work vernacular is to have "an alignment call" and I hate it so much.
What it means: a meeting to tell you to pull your fucking socks up and get your shit together
What it means: a meeting to tell you to pull your fucking socks up and get your shit together
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A thing that's entered my work vernacular is to have "an alignment call" and I hate it so much.
What it means: a meeting to tell you to pull your fucking socks up and get your shit together
What it means: a meeting to tell you to pull your fucking socks up and get your shit together
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't