Kriz-ty
@fubbai.bsky.social
Stress head. Shutterbug. Cephalod admirer. Aspiring writer. Tell me an ant fact.
Can't believe I lost a fight with a stapler today.
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Can't believe I lost a fight with a stapler today.
Today my hair has a mind of its own and totally different personality to how I was feeling.
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Today my hair has a mind of its own and totally different personality to how I was feeling.
When friends ask if I'm okay I should just send them a screenshot of my sleep time. Yes I worked a full second day in a new job like this.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
When friends ask if I'm okay I should just send them a screenshot of my sleep time. Yes I worked a full second day in a new job like this.
Was repotting a plant because I saw a root poking out the bottom and was horrified at root-bound he was. There was barely any soil in the pot D:
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Was repotting a plant because I saw a root poking out the bottom and was horrified at root-bound he was. There was barely any soil in the pot D:
I did a fun thing that didn't involve blowing up my life ✨
Hurts like a mf and hearing the cartilage go C R U N C H was wild yo.
Hurts like a mf and hearing the cartilage go C R U N C H was wild yo.
October 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I did a fun thing that didn't involve blowing up my life ✨
Hurts like a mf and hearing the cartilage go C R U N C H was wild yo.
Hurts like a mf and hearing the cartilage go C R U N C H was wild yo.
Just finished Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises. What a beautiful book. I didn't expect to to enjoy it so much, nor for a 99-year-old book to resonate as much as it did.
These are the quotes at the beginning... 🖋️
These are the quotes at the beginning... 🖋️
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Just finished Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises. What a beautiful book. I didn't expect to to enjoy it so much, nor for a 99-year-old book to resonate as much as it did.
These are the quotes at the beginning... 🖋️
These are the quotes at the beginning... 🖋️
Against all better judgement, after work I donated blood and went to a gig and danced my silly little worries away.
Tomorrow, the worries will return but tonight I'm sweaty and happy.
Tomorrow, the worries will return but tonight I'm sweaty and happy.
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Against all better judgement, after work I donated blood and went to a gig and danced my silly little worries away.
Tomorrow, the worries will return but tonight I'm sweaty and happy.
Tomorrow, the worries will return but tonight I'm sweaty and happy.
Thanks PayPal, now what?
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thanks PayPal, now what?
Also it was three degrees when I left for work this morning ☃️
June 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Also it was three degrees when I left for work this morning ☃️
I went for a walk on my lunch break and spotted a bush turkey. Can you see it? Also some gorgeous mossy rocks... 🦃🍂
June 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I went for a walk on my lunch break and spotted a bush turkey. Can you see it? Also some gorgeous mossy rocks... 🦃🍂
Corporate horror story for your Monday
May 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Corporate horror story for your Monday
Today I'm cosplaying as a mossy rock 🐸
May 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Today I'm cosplaying as a mossy rock 🐸
A small localised raincloud over the Sydney CBD (view from Milsons Point)
April 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A small localised raincloud over the Sydney CBD (view from Milsons Point)
Decided I was bored of being blonde. Now I'm an anime.
April 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Decided I was bored of being blonde. Now I'm an anime.
I always feel bad for their poor marketing person when this happen.
March 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I always feel bad for their poor marketing person when this happen.
Was having a very not good day but then Sleep Token dropped their new single so I guess I'm okay.
March 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Was having a very not good day but then Sleep Token dropped their new single so I guess I'm okay.
... The bar is in hell.
March 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
... The bar is in hell.
My colleague declared today No Fat Friday, where anything you eat doesn't make you fat and then she prepared ham and cheese croissants for anyone that wanted one.
March 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My colleague declared today No Fat Friday, where anything you eat doesn't make you fat and then she prepared ham and cheese croissants for anyone that wanted one.
Am I really a millennial female if I don't have a drink bottle bigger than my head?
February 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Am I really a millennial female if I don't have a drink bottle bigger than my head?
Not all, but at least 3.
February 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Not all, but at least 3.
Consume the darkness before the darkness consumes you.
February 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Consume the darkness before the darkness consumes you.
February 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM