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fried-circus-rat.bsky.social
@fried-circus-rat.bsky.social
here to serve cunt. queen of the spongmonkeys.
Killt all my brain cells huffin hand sanitizer by the tub
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Pomelo on the ground at buffalo wild wings
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Every time I wear gloves I feel like Joe Pesci
(And every time we kiss I swear I could fly)
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Pallas's cats should be house cats.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
How much Quiznos do I have to eat before I can summon a spongmonkey?
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
At 12:15 in the morning I sent myself a message that read, "and she's not a virgin, k? She works at CVS" because that played as a melody in my head multiple times. So now I have to write a whole song around that line. Perhaps an entire musical. #cvs #themusicianlifebeckons #watchoutandrewlloydwebber
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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horses are incompatible with the grace of god because they run too fast to receive jesus's blessings
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The internet of things means a relentless pursuit of progress. 😝

#dishwasher #parody #iot
April 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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this website rocks
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
barry manilow looks like somebody that a person could confuse for martin short if they'd only seen like one thing he was in
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
in my lair being straight up nefarious. brewing potions. inventing sins. breeding diseases.
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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今年の飲食店倒産件数は
過去最高になる見込みらしいね。
コロナのとき以上の倒産件数。
そういえば最近はあまり外食しなくなったなぁ。

人件費・材料費・光熱費が全部あがり、価格転嫁すれば客足が減り。

www.tdb.co.jp/report/indus...

#カタツムリのつぶやき #art
#blender #snails #lifewithu
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
gonna put that i'm a ghost writer for james patterson on my resume. like, who's even gonna check that?
October 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
#kanye put out his betrayal list. here's mine:

- morrissey
- taco bell for removing the shredded chicken burrito
- staples, the store. where'd all the stationery go?
- my former best friend for keeping the copy of the first game of thrones book that *they* gifted *TO ME * IT WAS A SET. NOW IT'S
October 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Rodney Dangerfield going awawa
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY FOR NE MA TODES
October 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Grinch Tips
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
check out this funky lil guy
#bugsky #bug #bugposting
September 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i bet if remmick from sinners were real, morrissey would think that he should be a target and write songs specifically trying to get remmick to come get him. but they'd be so buns and it wouldn't work. #morrissey
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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and I'll have the lobster thermistor please
September 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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this advertisement has become funnier with every single management decision
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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This is the person they are suspending people over btw
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM