@fried-circus-rat.bsky.social
here to serve cunt. queen of the spongmonkeys.
Killt all my brain cells huffin hand sanitizer by the tub
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Killt all my brain cells huffin hand sanitizer by the tub
Pomelo on the ground at buffalo wild wings
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Pomelo on the ground at buffalo wild wings
Every time I wear gloves I feel like Joe Pesci
(And every time we kiss I swear I could fly)
(And every time we kiss I swear I could fly)
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Every time I wear gloves I feel like Joe Pesci
(And every time we kiss I swear I could fly)
(And every time we kiss I swear I could fly)
Pallas's cats should be house cats.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Pallas's cats should be house cats.
How much Quiznos do I have to eat before I can summon a spongmonkey?
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
How much Quiznos do I have to eat before I can summon a spongmonkey?
At 12:15 in the morning I sent myself a message that read, "and she's not a virgin, k? She works at CVS" because that played as a melody in my head multiple times. So now I have to write a whole song around that line. Perhaps an entire musical. #cvs #themusicianlifebeckons #watchoutandrewlloydwebber
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
At 12:15 in the morning I sent myself a message that read, "and she's not a virgin, k? She works at CVS" because that played as a melody in my head multiple times. So now I have to write a whole song around that line. Perhaps an entire musical. #cvs #themusicianlifebeckons #watchoutandrewlloydwebber
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horses are incompatible with the grace of god because they run too fast to receive jesus's blessings
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
horses are incompatible with the grace of god because they run too fast to receive jesus's blessings
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April 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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barry manilow looks like somebody that a person could confuse for martin short if they'd only seen like one thing he was in
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
barry manilow looks like somebody that a person could confuse for martin short if they'd only seen like one thing he was in
in my lair being straight up nefarious. brewing potions. inventing sins. breeding diseases.
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
in my lair being straight up nefarious. brewing potions. inventing sins. breeding diseases.
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Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:
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今年の飲食店倒産件数は
過去最高になる見込みらしいね。
コロナのとき以上の倒産件数。
そういえば最近はあまり外食しなくなったなぁ。
人件費・材料費・光熱費が全部あがり、価格転嫁すれば客足が減り。
www.tdb.co.jp/report/indus...
#カタツムリのつぶやき #art
#blender #snails #lifewithu
過去最高になる見込みらしいね。
コロナのとき以上の倒産件数。
そういえば最近はあまり外食しなくなったなぁ。
人件費・材料費・光熱費が全部あがり、価格転嫁すれば客足が減り。
www.tdb.co.jp/report/indus...
#カタツムリのつぶやき #art
#blender #snails #lifewithu
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
今年の飲食店倒産件数は
過去最高になる見込みらしいね。
コロナのとき以上の倒産件数。
そういえば最近はあまり外食しなくなったなぁ。
人件費・材料費・光熱費が全部あがり、価格転嫁すれば客足が減り。
www.tdb.co.jp/report/indus...
#カタツムリのつぶやき #art
#blender #snails #lifewithu
過去最高になる見込みらしいね。
コロナのとき以上の倒産件数。
そういえば最近はあまり外食しなくなったなぁ。
人件費・材料費・光熱費が全部あがり、価格転嫁すれば客足が減り。
www.tdb.co.jp/report/indus...
#カタツムリのつぶやき #art
#blender #snails #lifewithu
gonna put that i'm a ghost writer for james patterson on my resume. like, who's even gonna check that?
October 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
gonna put that i'm a ghost writer for james patterson on my resume. like, who's even gonna check that?
#kanye put out his betrayal list. here's mine:
- morrissey
- taco bell for removing the shredded chicken burrito
- staples, the store. where'd all the stationery go?
- my former best friend for keeping the copy of the first game of thrones book that *they* gifted *TO ME * IT WAS A SET. NOW IT'S
- morrissey
- taco bell for removing the shredded chicken burrito
- staples, the store. where'd all the stationery go?
- my former best friend for keeping the copy of the first game of thrones book that *they* gifted *TO ME * IT WAS A SET. NOW IT'S
October 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
#kanye put out his betrayal list. here's mine:
- morrissey
- taco bell for removing the shredded chicken burrito
- staples, the store. where'd all the stationery go?
- my former best friend for keeping the copy of the first game of thrones book that *they* gifted *TO ME * IT WAS A SET. NOW IT'S
- morrissey
- taco bell for removing the shredded chicken burrito
- staples, the store. where'd all the stationery go?
- my former best friend for keeping the copy of the first game of thrones book that *they* gifted *TO ME * IT WAS A SET. NOW IT'S
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Rodney Dangerfield going awawa
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Rodney Dangerfield going awawa
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY FOR NE MA TODES
WE BUILT THIS CITY FOR NE MA TODES
October 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY FOR NE MA TODES
WE BUILT THIS CITY FOR NE MA TODES
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September 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i bet if remmick from sinners were real, morrissey would think that he should be a target and write songs specifically trying to get remmick to come get him. but they'd be so buns and it wouldn't work. #morrissey
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i bet if remmick from sinners were real, morrissey would think that he should be a target and write songs specifically trying to get remmick to come get him. but they'd be so buns and it wouldn't work. #morrissey
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and I'll have the lobster thermistor please
September 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
and I'll have the lobster thermistor please
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this advertisement has become funnier with every single management decision
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this advertisement has become funnier with every single management decision
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This is the person they are suspending people over btw
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is the person they are suspending people over btw
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i