Sarah Rogers
freehafe.bsky.social
Sarah Rogers
@freehafe.bsky.social
Pierbattista Pizzaballa is such a great name. If he becomes Pope, they can't give him some boring name like John.

Pope Pizzaballa now and forever. Amen.
April 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
After chaperoning a field trip, all teachers should be paid six figures.
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When I die of measles because I haven't seroconverted after 4 shots, please internet avenge my death.
February 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is why I happily pay for Defector every year. You should too.
February 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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We're watching a bunch of guys who were born on third base strip the copper wiring out of the ballpark.
February 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well that settles that, cancelling my WaPo subscription and turning around and signing up for one at the Onion.
October 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Can we just properly fund public schools so we can stop having fun runs?
October 12, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I'm just a girl, sitting in front of Outlook, asking it to increase its attachment size above 20mb because it's 2023.
November 27, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker
October 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Parenting Pro Tip: When my 5 year old asks me to tell him another made up story, I just take basic plot lines from movies he won't see for years and make them vaguely child friendly. Removes my stress and he loves hearing about Maverick, Goose, and airplanes.
October 2, 2023 at 2:23 PM
More breakfast bagel sandwiches should have cream cheese on them by default. Thank you for coming to my bread talk.
July 28, 2023 at 1:14 PM
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Bluesky take notes
July 13, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Happy to invite @beckybadnews.bsky.social here.
1. So she can get off The cesspool that is Twitter
2. I can stop sending her constant screenshots of all the things I love on here
Follow her for takes on sports and key changes in pop music.
June 21, 2023 at 11:39 PM
If you are a multibillion dollar company, please don't send me a bill and not have a way to pay it online.
It is 2023, get it together Walgreens.
June 21, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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Send more yachts
June 19, 2023 at 11:04 AM
This thread is so amazing and def can only exist here.
Post something banal on here that is impossible to say on the other site, I’ll start: I think Taylor Swift is an uneven songwriter
June 19, 2023 at 9:19 PM
This feels like old Twitter, but the lack of Fail Whales and the presence of lower back pain give away it's 2023.
June 15, 2023 at 1:19 AM