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Frankie
@frankieej.bsky.social
Queer and trans and fat and tired of the shit. Don’t tell me what to do. Everybody lies. Name’s Franklynn if we’re not friends, and it’s Frankie if we are.
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Taylor Lorenz might be the biggest dumb cunt ever.
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NEWS: The criminal cases against James Comey and Letitia James are gone. A federal judge ruled that the appointment of Lindsey Halligan as the lead prosecutor was illegal.

DOJ could try again, but there are other headwinds.

w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A little over halfway through One Battle After Another and it’s not living up to the hype I been seeing.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The revolution will have a nut allergy.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Looking pretty good for someone who feels like shit.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Surrounded by losers, misfits, and boozers.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Taylor Sheridan writes soap operas for conservatives.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Two days ago
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Munchies > Gardetto’s.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.

In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Gaming icon Rebecca Heineman has died after her battle with cancer. She was an out transgender woman, and is remembered across the gaming industry for her pioneering leadership, and across the LGBTQ community for her steadfast advocacy.

Read more about her life and legacy: glaad.org/remembering-...
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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l've decided not to renew my prescription glasses.

I've seen enough.
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I put hard-boiled eggs in my potato salad and it’s the only time I eat them. Since I hadn’t had my potato salad in forever, I had forgotten what the eggs do to your guts. I am letting rip such heinous farts they would make Jackson Lamb feel at home.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Black Pepper. Uhm.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

GO.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Taylor Lorenz might be the biggest dumb cunt ever.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Fuck. MTG.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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chewing gum is just a mouth fidget
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I wanna driiiiiivvvveeee.
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Any time someone gets shot in the neck, I say they got Kirked.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM