Frank Cigarette
frank-cigarette.bsky.social
Frank Cigarette
@frank-cigarette.bsky.social
They/She
Your favorite yappers favorite yapper
Don't talk to me until I'm done with my cigarette
Stay vigilant and protect your community!
#AbolishICE
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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some good news in the midst of darkness: I am one day closer to death
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
January 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I chain smoke so my enemies have higher cancer risk
keep ur friends close and keep ur enemies locked in a cage so u can torture them
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Don't just take classes, take two perc 30s. only at percdue.
January 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
"You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food. It's about keeping those ants in line."
This is from a movie about bugs
#justiceforgood #fuckice
January 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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CZM Rewind: Part One: How Cigarettes Invented Everything 🚬

Robert is joined by James Stout to discuss the Tobacco Industry.

@iwriteok.bsky.social @jamesstout.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
it's 11pm and I'm hunting for cigarettes
the nameless, unimaginable, silent form
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's customary the Friday after Christmas to give your trans friends $5 and a loosie. It's an integral part of recouping after the holidays.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't even think the tsa/post 9/11 airport security is the biggest reason Die Hard 2 couldn't happen in 2025. The narco-state general could've just paid for a pardon.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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mine.

not like a possession.

like: my choice. my favorite book. my city. my dreams.

mine; not kept or owned; but shared, and freed, and better and more mine for the sharing.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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cookie dough sex
🤝
hitting it raw
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You can solve most problems with a rock and some experimentation.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The US really missed the opportunity post 9/11 for Godzilla to really unpack his extremist religious beliefs
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You gotta have money to lose money.
it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton

www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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from each according to their bladder, to each according to their stomach
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
a cock in the mouth is worth two in the hole
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
pavlov's panic attack
I smoke so much weed cause it helps me focus and helps with my anxiety but all week I’ve been getting panic attacks every time I smoke so I guess I need to stop atleast for a bit :/
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Historians are the worst form of journalists, they don't have anything to say until years after.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Halloween would be a shorter movie franchise if the therapist carried a glock
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sneaking into ur bedroom to whisper positive affirmations while u sleep
October 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
working on the back of my jacket today 💚
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM