Fqubed
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Fqubed
@fqubed.bsky.social
Barcelona, science, justice.

Cat, Eng, Esp
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“We are not working on building an AI agent. We are working to protect Signal from the invasion of AI agents that threaten privacy and that are being implemented in irresponsible ways”
September 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Venetians preparing for Bezos’ wedding in their city.

#venice
#taxtherich
#venezia
#bezos
June 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other
June 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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"Wait," the American representative said.

The rest of the Human trade delegation groaned.

"With this deal, the Galactic Empire get all our entertainment, and we get all their technology."

"Yes?"

"Is that fair? We have, like, thousands of films!"

"They have spaceships."

"That's one thing!"
April 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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-Es que los jóvenes de hoy sólo quieren ser funcionarios.
-¿Jueces?
-No, hombre, Jueces no. Jueces está bien. Digo funcionarios-funcionarios.
-¿Militares?
-Qué dices. No, no, funcionarios de los malos.
-¿Fiscales?
-Nooo.
-¿Personal médico, de enfermería o auxiliar?
-...
-¿Inspección de Trabajo?
February 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The cat is out of the bag, so let's make it official:
Verified #AltGov members now have a verified label displayed.
Simply click the bluesky link below & subscribe. That's it.
Tell your followers!
bsky.app/profile/altg...
February 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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He comprat carxofes i tampoc m’agrada el borrisolo del medio.
January 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.

Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.

A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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yeah so non-consensual bdsm is actually called rape
January 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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this is so good. this is so so so good. i'm running around my office screaming the lev manovich quote about how software is ideology
lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train

labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...
January 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Speaking of insurance—we're in open enrollment season! Whether you're choosing a plan through your employer or purchasing a plan from the marketplace, there are some things you should know. Prepare yourself for a thread on health insurance!
November 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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July 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I'm still alive.

Survived this vicious attack.
July 5, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
November 3, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Nap after making a mess, so tiring being a good boy
October 22, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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Urban Planning Opinion Progression xkcd.com/2832
September 23, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Good boy vs bitey boy (also good)
September 20, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Brb got an emergency, yeah more important than this or any call sorry.
August 2, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Shimazu : Friendship means little when it's convenient.
August 2, 2023 at 11:01 PM
July 8, 2023 at 1:58 PM