I started writing 00DD during the worst time of my life.
I needed something joyful, chaotic, and loud enough to drown out the silence.

So I wrote a drag queen with cartoonishly massive breasts…
who gets mistaken for a Russian spy.🧵

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Thanks for checking out chapter 2 of my first comedy/fiction/spy novel.

Chapter 2: Big Boobied Assassins

The world's first drag queen spy thriller begins.
These queens are killing it!

Six drag queens. One crusty lawyer. A shocking will reading that ends with cats, porn, sequins—and a one-way ticket to Bangkok. The beginning of a big drag adventure.

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#LGBTQFiction #QueerWriters

There’s a statue of Columbo in Budapest. And 10 feet away? A tiny dead squirrel clutching a pistol. Art? Satire? Madness? Yes. And I made a short film about it. You have to see this. 🐿️🕵️‍♂️

When I told you I was writing a book.. you thought it would be about me and my life. HA!!

Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce "00DD - A Drag Cloak and Dagger Thriller".

CHAPTER ONE: A FABULOUS WILL READING.
Chapter two will be out on March 28.

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🚨 Budapest’s Strangest Mystery! 🚨

A detective, a squirrel corpse, and a tiny gun—what happened on Miksa Falk Street?! 🤯 Columbo’s statue stands tall, but behind him, a dead squirrel holds the smoking gun. Coincidence? I think not. 🕵️‍♂️ Who killed the squirrel?! Solve the case! 🧐

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He was arrested, tortured, and told his dreams were impossible—but he proved them all wrong. But this guy also inspired me to pack my bags and start traveling in 2005, and I haven't stoped yet.

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I found an alien lifeform in Patagonia. Oozing yellow blobs bursting from trees. My Chilean friend? “You can eat it.” Me? Highly skeptical. But I took a bite. Chewy. Tasteless. Mildly horrifying. Turns out, Darwin ate them too. There's even mushroom booze. Respect. 🍄✨ #Patagonia #WildEdibles

There are places in the world that don’t just tell a story; they breathe it. Budapest has plenty. But then, there’s the Statue of Anonymous, a shadowed figure tucked away in the courtyard of Vajdahunyad Castle. It doesn’t whisper; it stares; it waits.

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My first blog post in many years.
Let's get this page going again! <3

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Patagonian Pups 🐾🏔️

On windswept plains wild and free,
Shepherd pups roam joyfully.
Floppy ears and paws too big,
Chasing shadows, learning tricks.

Amongst the sheep, they dash and play,
Guardians in the making, brave one day.
Under starry skies so vast and deep,
Dreaming of the herd they’ll keep.

My very angry thoughts.

DEI has been replaced with DAF (Dumb As Fuck).

Finding My Place & A New Opportunity
📍 Estancia Cerro Negro, Chile

One week in, and I already felt like I belonged.

Days filled with farm work, endless landscapes, and conversations that stretched into the night. The kind of exhaustion that puts you to bed before your head even hits the pillow.

3/3 2/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.

2/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.

1/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.

🌍✨ Tonight, I’m stepping into the unknown with a one-way ticket to Buenos Aires. From there, it’s a leap into the chaos: backpacking through South America, chasing detours from Patagonia through the Andes, all the way to Colombia (maybe).