Forrest Mallard
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Forrest Mallard
@forrestmallard.bsky.social
Wanderer. Storyteller. Adventure Seeker. Trekking through life one blister at a time. Currently chasing trails in Patagonia—where the snacks run out before the views do. Raw adventures, messy stories, and the kind of humor that keeps your boots moving.
April 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
00DD isn’t just campy chaos anymore.
It’s a love letter to chosen families, survival, and fabulous resilience.
And Big Mama?
She’s the soul of it all.
April 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Big Mama was disowned at 10 for being “soft.”
She survived the streets.
Came back to her hometown.
And built a sanctuary for drag queens and misfits.

She’s the reason Snoopy has a family.
April 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Three months ago, I picked it back up.
Now the world is alive.
Snoopy Taylor, her drag sisters, a villainess in heels.
But one name in my outline demanded a voice:
Big Mama.
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Inspired by John Waters & Divine, I just wanted to laugh again.
Two weeks of writing gave me life.
One month gave me the full story.
Then… I got busy.

And 00DD sat untouched for 11 years.
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Rigging a vote. Hmmm..
March 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I mean, it dies make sense. Nazis don’t want anyone around that isn’t capable of working of producing children. If you are retired, and collecting money from the government, they’d rather you be dead.
March 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I would be weary about what might be going down in DC if all republicans are leaving town in such a hurry.
March 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
So a billionaire that is firing tens of thousands of American, and on the verge of cutting Medicare and social security, wants us to buy his cars because he sucks ay business.
March 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The majority of his followers in red states are too poor to buy that car, and the red states have probably outlawed charging stations anyways. Rich people know that people are going to smear dogshit on the car.
They are boycotting the car in other countries because Elon is a Nazi. Good luck! LOL
March 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
At this point, he wants people to riot. He can’t wait to enact martial law.
March 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Cool! Let’s start by suing the people that spread the lie that Obama was born in Kenya.
February 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM