Forrest Mallard
@forrestmallard.bsky.social
Wanderer. Storyteller. Adventure Seeker. Trekking through life one blister at a time. Currently chasing trails in Patagonia—where the snacks run out before the views do. Raw adventures, messy stories, and the kind of humor that keeps your boots moving.
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Thanks for checking out chapter 2 of my first comedy/fiction/spy novel.
Chapter 2: Big Boobied Assassins
Thanks for checking out chapter 2 of my first comedy/fiction/spy novel.
Chapter 2: Big Boobied Assassins
April 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
00dd.substack.com
Thanks for checking out chapter 2 of my first comedy/fiction/spy novel.
Chapter 2: Big Boobied Assassins
Thanks for checking out chapter 2 of my first comedy/fiction/spy novel.
Chapter 2: Big Boobied Assassins
When I told you I was writing a book.. you thought it would be about me and my life. HA!!
Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce "00DD - A Drag Cloak and Dagger Thriller".
CHAPTER ONE: A FABULOUS WILL READING.
Chapter two will be out on March 28.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bm4...
Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce "00DD - A Drag Cloak and Dagger Thriller".
CHAPTER ONE: A FABULOUS WILL READING.
Chapter two will be out on March 28.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bm4...
March 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When I told you I was writing a book.. you thought it would be about me and my life. HA!!
Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce "00DD - A Drag Cloak and Dagger Thriller".
CHAPTER ONE: A FABULOUS WILL READING.
Chapter two will be out on March 28.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bm4...
Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce "00DD - A Drag Cloak and Dagger Thriller".
CHAPTER ONE: A FABULOUS WILL READING.
Chapter two will be out on March 28.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bm4...
Patagonian Pups 🐾🏔️
On windswept plains wild and free,
Shepherd pups roam joyfully.
Floppy ears and paws too big,
Chasing shadows, learning tricks.
Amongst the sheep, they dash and play,
Guardians in the making, brave one day.
Under starry skies so vast and deep,
Dreaming of the herd they’ll keep.
On windswept plains wild and free,
Shepherd pups roam joyfully.
Floppy ears and paws too big,
Chasing shadows, learning tricks.
Amongst the sheep, they dash and play,
Guardians in the making, brave one day.
Under starry skies so vast and deep,
Dreaming of the herd they’ll keep.
March 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Patagonian Pups 🐾🏔️
On windswept plains wild and free,
Shepherd pups roam joyfully.
Floppy ears and paws too big,
Chasing shadows, learning tricks.
Amongst the sheep, they dash and play,
Guardians in the making, brave one day.
Under starry skies so vast and deep,
Dreaming of the herd they’ll keep.
On windswept plains wild and free,
Shepherd pups roam joyfully.
Floppy ears and paws too big,
Chasing shadows, learning tricks.
Amongst the sheep, they dash and play,
Guardians in the making, brave one day.
Under starry skies so vast and deep,
Dreaming of the herd they’ll keep.
Finding My Place & A New Opportunity
📍 Estancia Cerro Negro, Chile
One week in, and I already felt like I belonged.
Days filled with farm work, endless landscapes, and conversations that stretched into the night. The kind of exhaustion that puts you to bed before your head even hits the pillow.
📍 Estancia Cerro Negro, Chile
One week in, and I already felt like I belonged.
Days filled with farm work, endless landscapes, and conversations that stretched into the night. The kind of exhaustion that puts you to bed before your head even hits the pillow.
February 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Finding My Place & A New Opportunity
📍 Estancia Cerro Negro, Chile
One week in, and I already felt like I belonged.
Days filled with farm work, endless landscapes, and conversations that stretched into the night. The kind of exhaustion that puts you to bed before your head even hits the pillow.
📍 Estancia Cerro Negro, Chile
One week in, and I already felt like I belonged.
Days filled with farm work, endless landscapes, and conversations that stretched into the night. The kind of exhaustion that puts you to bed before your head even hits the pillow.
3/3 2/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
January 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
3/3 2/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
2/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
January 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
2/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
1/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
January 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
1/3 This is VERY important.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
This is what I have been telling people.
This has all been done before.
The right wing is using this as his template.
We are headed - FULL STEAM - in the same direction.
🌍✨ Tonight, I’m stepping into the unknown with a one-way ticket to Buenos Aires. From there, it’s a leap into the chaos: backpacking through South America, chasing detours from Patagonia through the Andes, all the way to Colombia (maybe).
January 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
🌍✨ Tonight, I’m stepping into the unknown with a one-way ticket to Buenos Aires. From there, it’s a leap into the chaos: backpacking through South America, chasing detours from Patagonia through the Andes, all the way to Colombia (maybe).