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Strange but true: if you die in a casino, you die in real life.
August 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Strange but true: if you die in a casino, you die in real life.
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watched superman. woke is so back it’s not even funny. also can’t believe they did that to israel
July 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
watched superman. woke is so back it’s not even funny. also can’t believe they did that to israel
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Remember: If you summon the old gods of wrath and decay to avenge your gambling debts, you’re also responsible for the cleaning crew’s overtime pay.
June 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Remember: If you summon the old gods of wrath and decay to avenge your gambling debts, you’re also responsible for the cleaning crew’s overtime pay.
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If we're in the era of remaking horror games then we should be revisiting the scariest game concept of all:
A straight couple invites you over for dinner and then puts you in the middle of their failing marriage and expects you to pick sides
A straight couple invites you over for dinner and then puts you in the middle of their failing marriage and expects you to pick sides
June 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If we're in the era of remaking horror games then we should be revisiting the scariest game concept of all:
A straight couple invites you over for dinner and then puts you in the middle of their failing marriage and expects you to pick sides
A straight couple invites you over for dinner and then puts you in the middle of their failing marriage and expects you to pick sides
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One of adulthood’s most painful things is realizing someone you think of as a friend doesn’t consider you a friend. There is no malice or acrimony or anything bad about it. It’s just a difference of some apt “German” word I don’t know.
April 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of adulthood’s most painful things is realizing someone you think of as a friend doesn’t consider you a friend. There is no malice or acrimony or anything bad about it. It’s just a difference of some apt “German” word I don’t know.
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Disastrous for humanity
The first ever YouTube video was uploaded 20 years ago today.
April 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Disastrous for humanity
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Gambling is now a safer form of investment than keeping your money in a 401(k)
April 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Gambling is now a safer form of investment than keeping your money in a 401(k)
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List of nonpersons:
Billionaires
CEOs of Fortune 500 companies
ICE Officers
Landlords
Police
Billionaires
CEOs of Fortune 500 companies
ICE Officers
Landlords
Police
March 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
List of nonpersons:
Billionaires
CEOs of Fortune 500 companies
ICE Officers
Landlords
Police
Billionaires
CEOs of Fortune 500 companies
ICE Officers
Landlords
Police
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You ever bust a nut and rethink your entire life
March 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
You ever bust a nut and rethink your entire life
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Sick of taking a vacation and having to look at mountains and oceans? Why not stay at our resort and look at buffet food and dice?
February 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Sick of taking a vacation and having to look at mountains and oceans? Why not stay at our resort and look at buffet food and dice?
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Oh my bad I didn’t mean to act in a way that suggested I had a beating heart and blood pumping through my veins
February 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh my bad I didn’t mean to act in a way that suggested I had a beating heart and blood pumping through my veins
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The tap water is frequently toxic and the bottled water is $12. Feeling lucky?
January 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The tap water is frequently toxic and the bottled water is $12. Feeling lucky?
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lol yeah that’s what it is. Not that they simply do not care because half of them are just consultants and the other half are rich dipshits who win either way
At this point I think the Democrats have a masochism/humiliation kink going on. So much bad political strategy! All the time! About matters small and great! They keep thinking if they play by the rules they will persevere whilst Republicans dgaf about rules and do what they want.
January 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
lol yeah that’s what it is. Not that they simply do not care because half of them are just consultants and the other half are rich dipshits who win either way
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Why did they ever stop medically prescribing orgasms for hysterical women
January 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Why did they ever stop medically prescribing orgasms for hysterical women
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Girls should be the only ones allowed to get married
January 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Girls should be the only ones allowed to get married