Ford Pier
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Ford: v. to cross by wading, Pier: n. A disappointed bridge
Here’s how the next administration should designate and repurpose the new ballroom. “The Michelle Obama Capital District Shelter For The Unhoused.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Here’s how the next administration should designate and repurpose the new ballroom. “The Michelle Obama Capital District Shelter For The Unhoused.”
Wouldn’t the “deportation” of a citizen, born or naturalized, be more properly referred to as “banishment?”
July 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wouldn’t the “deportation” of a citizen, born or naturalized, be more properly referred to as “banishment?”
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
I’m sore because I actually used to employ the word “unhinged” pretty often.
June 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m sore because I actually used to employ the word “unhinged” pretty often.
If Carney is smart, and he is, he’ll drop the ill-considered digital services tax and make it seem like it hurts.
May 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If Carney is smart, and he is, he’ll drop the ill-considered digital services tax and make it seem like it hurts.
You watch: the prime minister’s *warning* to Americans is going to play as a *threat* to Americans in American media.
March 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You watch: the prime minister’s *warning* to Americans is going to play as a *threat* to Americans in American media.
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Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms
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Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms
WASHINGTON—Amid efforts to prove himself as an effective chair of the performing arts organization, President Donald Trump was reportedly unable to focus in a national security meeting Friday, distracted by the pressure of booking the Kennedy Center’s upcoming Summer Jazz Series. According to sources, the sound of his Cabinet members’ voices was essentially white noise […]
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February 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms
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The super-rich have lousy drugs.
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The super-rich have lousy drugs.
The bros are idolatrous of the machinery of money laundering: gambling, real estate, crypto, luxury vehicles, etc. People like that would be very happy to be told the real money launderers were aid and development organizations.
February 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The bros are idolatrous of the machinery of money laundering: gambling, real estate, crypto, luxury vehicles, etc. People like that would be very happy to be told the real money launderers were aid and development organizations.
This Freeland leadership campaign announcement is the best abdominal workout you could hope for.
January 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This Freeland leadership campaign announcement is the best abdominal workout you could hope for.
“Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly” < “Wardrobe Malfunction”
January 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly” < “Wardrobe Malfunction”
Multiple is the new literally.
January 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Multiple is the new literally.
Okay, the same weekend Meta ditches the fact-checkers the pornbots start following you on Bsky?
January 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Okay, the same weekend Meta ditches the fact-checkers the pornbots start following you on Bsky?
Trending search in Canada right now: “Quisling.”
January 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Trending search in Canada right now: “Quisling.”
Orange hats? Pft. I used to have one of them.
January 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Orange hats? Pft. I used to have one of them.
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Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
January 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
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americans will make canada open a "very large faucet" (?) before making farmers pay for the water they use
“And they have essentially a very large faucet. And you turn the faucet and it takes one day to turn it. It’s massive.” (I don't know where he's getting this from. There is no giant faucet.)
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Donald Trump claims B.C.’s ‘very large faucet’ could help California’s water woes | Globalnews.ca
"So you have millions of gallons of water pouring down from the north with the snow caps in Canada and all pouring down," Donald Trump said at a press conference.
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December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
americans will make canada open a "very large faucet" (?) before making farmers pay for the water they use
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My experience in the online mushroom foraging community is that there’s way too much negativity so to improve the vibes I’ve started replying “Yes!” whenever someone asks if a mushroom they found is edible
November 22, 2024 at 1:38 AM
My experience in the online mushroom foraging community is that there’s way too much negativity so to improve the vibes I’ve started replying “Yes!” whenever someone asks if a mushroom they found is edible
I don’t want to discover manga or anime or video games.
October 21, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I don’t want to discover manga or anime or video games.
I find myself vexed by the displacement of tongue flapping by pre-vowel glottal stops in American pronunciation. I blame the youth.
April 29, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I find myself vexed by the displacement of tongue flapping by pre-vowel glottal stops in American pronunciation. I blame the youth.