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Frankie Machine
@flylefty.bsky.social
Managing Director at Nihilist Capital Partners
LOL I’m not the one breathlessly regurgitating everything that one hit wonder says.

Look in the mirror @bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Has anyone taken that famous Obama - Hope artwork and turned it to Trumps face with Pedo replacing Hope yet?

If not, why?
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Stonks up on the news that the Dems have come out in support of fascism
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Fine. Then let’s take “everything” from him. Literally
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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It is sad, but not surprising, that the president of Mexico is wasting her time on frivolous matters like suing the man who groped her.

by Andrew Cuomo
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Rest in peace my friends
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
After listening to that clown for 30 seconds, I’m going all in on the short side.

He just needs a hard hat.
cc: @anadarkocapital.bsky.social @pppgrifter.bsky.social
Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Mamdani better fear the Epstein bloc
With friends like these, who needs enemas?
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Good news everyone!
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Collapse the close!

cc: @anadarkocapital.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I demand an investigation into gold prices! The tutes are menipulating the markets and I will not stand for it!

HODL!

💎🙌
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just saw an ad for these.
Are those grill marks or whip marks?
Can we get a @keubiko.bsky.social review?
October 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
RIP Ace Frehley
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ok, so I watched “K-pop Demon Hunters” last night (because young daughter is obsessed with the music), and I have to admit it was well done and very entertaining.

And seemingly all too relevant in this day and age…
September 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?

(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
August 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
On a call with some consultants and the only thing in the presenters background behind him is his degree certificate. It’s bigger than his head, must be 6 inches behind him.

500 internet points to whoever can guess his alma mater…
August 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“We’re all such psychopaths that we need financial incentives to do anything even halfway decent”
Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
August 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Furthest I’ve been:
N: around Talkeetna, AK
S: Perito Moreno Glacier, Santa Cruz Province, Argentina
E: Dubai, UAE
W: Waimea Canyon, Kauai, HI
phrozen.com Henry @phrozen.com · Aug 10
Furthest I’ve been:

N: Approx 150 nautical miles north of Point Hope, AK
S: Tabuaeran Island, Kiribati
E: Geneva, Switzerland
W: Approx five nautical miles west of Cape Yakak, Adak, AK
Furthest I've been:

N: Fairbanks, Alaska
S: Hawaii
E: Moscow, Russia
W: Hawaii
August 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ok finance people who work with shared files-what are some hard and fast rules for shared files, to avoid co-workers wanting to kill each other? I’ll start:
- don’t delete anything ever- cells, columns, tabs, files
- don’t rename things (tabs or workbooks) unless every linked file is open
What else?
August 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Where are my $CVNA bulls at?
July 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s about time the Vogon Constructor Fleet arrived.

I hope they read some poetry to our world leaders first.
A NEW STUDY CLAIMS AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT NEARLY 7 MILES WIDE — AND POSSIBLY HOSTILE — COULD BE HEADED TOWARD EARTH
July 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
10/10, no notes
July 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This 💯👇👇👇👇
also timestamp this:

Fuck you to the first media outlet that writes the inevitable Linda Yaccarino is rehabilitated and back piece. She willingly stayed up to her elbows in Nazi shit for two years.
Not having it.
July 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM