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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
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Instead of cooking your turkey at 350°F for 4 hours, save some time by cooking it at 11,663,540°F for 1 second.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Instead of cooking your turkey at 350°F for 4 hours, save some time by cooking it at 11,663,540°F for 1 second.
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
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We have had enough winning.
by Senate Democrats
by Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
We have had enough winning.
by Senate Democrats
by Senate Democrats
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Last time J.T. Miller scored in OT for the Rangers, that spurred them on to go 13-26-4 over the rest of the season (and The Letter within five weeks), so excited to see where this goes
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Last time J.T. Miller scored in OT for the Rangers, that spurred them on to go 13-26-4 over the rest of the season (and The Letter within five weeks), so excited to see where this goes
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Today is the Sports Equinox, one of the few times where many of America’s pro-sports play on the same day. We wish our MLBPA, NFLPA, MLSPA, and NHLPA union members the best during their games today. As you watch them play, remember that they’re union strong!
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Today is the Sports Equinox, one of the few times where many of America’s pro-sports play on the same day. We wish our MLBPA, NFLPA, MLSPA, and NHLPA union members the best during their games today. As you watch them play, remember that they’re union strong!
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This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)
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Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
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some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Power outage for six hours so far. Duke says another 5 hours to fix. Dogs are restless. I already have sleep issues, so this sure ain't helping any.
August 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Power outage for six hours so far. Duke says another 5 hours to fix. Dogs are restless. I already have sleep issues, so this sure ain't helping any.
I need a love reaction
C'mon now, baby, gimme just one look
C'mon now, baby, gimme just one look
April 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I need a love reaction
C'mon now, baby, gimme just one look
C'mon now, baby, gimme just one look
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
It's not: state of emergencies
It is: states of emergency
It is: states of emergency
April 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's not: state of emergencies
It is: states of emergency
It is: states of emergency
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It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
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GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
January 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
Trivia is Adam Graves?
April 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Trivia is Adam Graves?
He's so small 🥺
April 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
He's so small 🥺
John Brancy, the man you are
April 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
John Brancy, the man you are
Willy Cools!
April 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Willy Cools!
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2 and a half centuries of constitutional scholars overlooked the "oh yeah, the fuck you gonna do about it?" question
March 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
2 and a half centuries of constitutional scholars overlooked the "oh yeah, the fuck you gonna do about it?" question
CHIEF COMPLAINT: "I was trying to start a life a then a rocket fell on my city."
CHIEF COMPLAINT: 'Shit is fucking bad man'
Patient has been followed by outpatient Psychiatry approx. 1x/month who note "symptoms of irritability, intolerance of human contact, anxiety, panic, episodes of rage, impaired attention and concentration and marked distrust have
severe limiting effect on his life and productivity."
severe limiting effect on his life and productivity."
March 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
CHIEF COMPLAINT: "I was trying to start a life a then a rocket fell on my city."
CHIEF COMPLAINT: 'Shit is fucking bad man'
Patient has been followed by outpatient Psychiatry approx. 1x/month who note "symptoms of irritability, intolerance of human contact, anxiety, panic, episodes of rage, impaired attention and concentration and marked distrust have
severe limiting effect on his life and productivity."
severe limiting effect on his life and productivity."
March 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
CHIEF COMPLAINT: 'Shit is fucking bad man'
Patient has been followed by outpatient Psychiatry approx. 1x/month who note "symptoms of irritability, intolerance of human contact, anxiety, panic, episodes of rage, impaired attention and concentration and marked distrust have
severe limiting effect on his life and productivity."
severe limiting effect on his life and productivity."
March 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Patient has been followed by outpatient Psychiatry approx. 1x/month who note "symptoms of irritability, intolerance of human contact, anxiety, panic, episodes of rage, impaired attention and concentration and marked distrust have
severe limiting effect on his life and productivity."
severe limiting effect on his life and productivity."