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flycelium.bsky.social
@flycelium.bsky.social
(she/her)
Sometimes youre just a guy in a family world
Place for my awesome hypotheticals
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Trying to make a thread of live action media fucking up the portrayal of videogames
(movie: "I see you" (2019)
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May 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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best dvd menu evarrrrr
May 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Epic Games CEO "Tim Sweeney" has confirmed more Cartoon Network skins are coming to Fortnite!

"I've watched so much Uncle Grandpa porn it's unreal. I have a monitor dedicated to the stuff. There's just something so addicting and hot about a middle aged guy and a pizza that just gets me going."
April 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Venasaur being PU is fucking insane, its literally the biggest threat a sun team can have, WAY worse than Walking Wake
April 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Its crazy that this guy had 15 minutes of fame by making the most viral video of 2016 that was simultaneously the least memorable thing from 2016 and then he just got shot and died 7 years later
April 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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It's #FungiFriday again hehe

Hello #FungiFriends 🍄🍄🍄 :)
November 8, 2024 at 4:09 PM
My bf watched all the reels I sent him before liking them thats how I know he fw me heavy
March 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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"Dear, dear, your loyalty to the queen still perdures"

"Ah, unexpected visitors, right?"

"I apologize for my current condition, I'm was being taken care for"
March 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Everyone needs to have a hobby.

(🎨: My friend Jackie drew these)
March 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND.

EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
February 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Get miku’d bozo
February 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.
February 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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tragedy has befallen the swirly glasses scientist girl : her new invention EXPLODED upon activation. leaving her covered in soot
January 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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hey check out this cool video
January 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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friends I won’t lie I’ve been drafting a joke all weekend about going back in time and jerking off a caveman and then returning to the present and watching the world be different but I cannot land the plane for the life of me
January 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HIM
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Oshawott with butter on his head (He thinks he's SOOOO endearing)
January 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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my favorite post of the year so far
January 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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When i saw deadpools saddest moment i nearly shit. Mediums are a way in which we are allowed to appreciate & look at various art
January 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way
January 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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for sale: hawk tuah, never worn
January 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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contrary to what some people say, there is a way to tell if an artist you love is problematic. the first thing you need is a really, really big scale. the old fashioned hanging kind with a pan on each side. next you need a feather, preferably from an ostrich. now comes the hard part,
January 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM