Jack Schitt
@fluffsuit.bsky.social
I never mean what I say even when I do.
Twitter going down when I was having a good time with the Hitler being a huge farter post…
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Twitter going down when I was having a good time with the Hitler being a huge farter post…
Twitter broke. What up over here?
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Twitter broke. What up over here?
My wife has been buying so much yard from Joann’s before it closes and sticking it in the shed.
Then she disappears in there “organizing” for hours.
What she do in there?
Then she disappears in there “organizing” for hours.
What she do in there?
May 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My wife has been buying so much yard from Joann’s before it closes and sticking it in the shed.
Then she disappears in there “organizing” for hours.
What she do in there?
Then she disappears in there “organizing” for hours.
What she do in there?
Guys. Found a place that saves produce from the landfill. They delivered 25 pounds for $15. If you go and pick it up it’s 75 pounds for $15. Went through it. There was 1 bad tomato and and 10 bad mini peppers. The rest is perfect.
May 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Guys. Found a place that saves produce from the landfill. They delivered 25 pounds for $15. If you go and pick it up it’s 75 pounds for $15. Went through it. There was 1 bad tomato and and 10 bad mini peppers. The rest is perfect.
Guys. I just got out of bed. Not sure if you all have been following the DM issues on the other site. But now DM’s work but tweets don’t.
Just the funniest way for a site to go down.
Just the funniest way for a site to go down.
May 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Guys. I just got out of bed. Not sure if you all have been following the DM issues on the other site. But now DM’s work but tweets don’t.
Just the funniest way for a site to go down.
Just the funniest way for a site to go down.
Looks like someone finally has been hurt by a gas station hot dog.
I take it back my poop is like lava
May 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Looks like someone finally has been hurt by a gas station hot dog.
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Well, he wanted to go to Mars, so—
March 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Well, he wanted to go to Mars, so—
Elong thinking he’s this guy when in fact he’s the other guy.
March 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Elong thinking he’s this guy when in fact he’s the other guy.
Just farted for so long both my dogs did that head till thing looking at my butt like How is he talking out his back end like that? I’m a sorcerer to them. A great magician!
March 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just farted for so long both my dogs did that head till thing looking at my butt like How is he talking out his back end like that? I’m a sorcerer to them. A great magician!
Got my son to play counter strike with me. Tried source. Apparently I have a cloud save from December of 2011.
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Got my son to play counter strike with me. Tried source. Apparently I have a cloud save from December of 2011.
The only thing coming out of a decades old can of salmon that would surprise me is an edible can of salmon
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The only thing coming out of a decades old can of salmon that would surprise me is an edible can of salmon
Can’t seem to post pics
March 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can’t seem to post pics
Do you guys think this is the proper meat to veggie ratio for stew?
March 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Do you guys think this is the proper meat to veggie ratio for stew?
Can I say something about this hole without y’all getting mad?
March 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m an optimist in that I believe we’ll beat trump. Eventually. Fascists can control themselves. Eventually they make everyone their enemy.
I’m a pessimist in that I know that after, the Libs will swoop in to take credit and we’ll have to fight them too. And people will be too exhausted to fight
I’m a pessimist in that I know that after, the Libs will swoop in to take credit and we’ll have to fight them too. And people will be too exhausted to fight
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m an optimist in that I believe we’ll beat trump. Eventually. Fascists can control themselves. Eventually they make everyone their enemy.
I’m a pessimist in that I know that after, the Libs will swoop in to take credit and we’ll have to fight them too. And people will be too exhausted to fight
I’m a pessimist in that I know that after, the Libs will swoop in to take credit and we’ll have to fight them too. And people will be too exhausted to fight
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my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them
February 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them
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Chuck Schumer rhymes with “cuck boomer” and that’s it, that’s the joke, we’re all gonna die
March 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Chuck Schumer rhymes with “cuck boomer” and that’s it, that’s the joke, we’re all gonna die
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you get me cloture to gop
March 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
you get me cloture to gop
So finally got an update. I can expect a text or phone from Apple about my account unlocked some around 9:58 am GMT. So that’s cool
March 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
So finally got an update. I can expect a text or phone from Apple about my account unlocked some around 9:58 am GMT. So that’s cool
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magician: *pulls tiny rabbi out of a hat*
me: that's a little unorthodox
me: that's a little unorthodox
March 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
magician: *pulls tiny rabbi out of a hat*
me: that's a little unorthodox
me: that's a little unorthodox
My son just got his first cellphone. I also figured out how to get into my Bluesky account. It’s over for him.
March 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My son just got his first cellphone. I also figured out how to get into my Bluesky account. It’s over for him.
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if I was a Cupid I wouldn’t make anybody fall in love. Too busy flying around biting birds heads off
March 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
if I was a Cupid I wouldn’t make anybody fall in love. Too busy flying around biting birds heads off
March 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM