Jack Schitt
@fluffsuit.bsky.social
I never mean what I say even when I do.
Niiiiice (actually groooooosss)
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Niiiiice (actually groooooosss)
Space docking with my bros
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Space docking with my bros
Howdy. Where’s the digging holes chat? And what the fuck is nuzzi?
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Howdy. Where’s the digging holes chat? And what the fuck is nuzzi?
Apparently there’s something called nuzzi going on?
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Apparently there’s something called nuzzi going on?
I’m a bit of a prude in that I love chili dogs but only with real shredded cheese. If all they got is that liquid gooze I gotta pile on onions or something.
May 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m a bit of a prude in that I love chili dogs but only with real shredded cheese. If all they got is that liquid gooze I gotta pile on onions or something.
I’m imagining her in there naked rolling around in piles of yarn….
Wait….
*new fantasy just unlocked
Wait….
*new fantasy just unlocked
May 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m imagining her in there naked rolling around in piles of yarn….
Wait….
*new fantasy just unlocked
Wait….
*new fantasy just unlocked
I’m glad everyone knows I mean yarn. Thanks Autocorrect for thinking you know what I really mean.
May 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m glad everyone knows I mean yarn. Thanks Autocorrect for thinking you know what I really mean.
The chili cheese smothers the spice. Coats the lining of the intestines. It’s the best medicine.
May 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The chili cheese smothers the spice. Coats the lining of the intestines. It’s the best medicine.
If ace hardware ever goes out of business my garage is just gonna be stacks full of fasteners and fittings. Paint brushes etc
May 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If ace hardware ever goes out of business my garage is just gonna be stacks full of fasteners and fittings. Paint brushes etc
She’s up to something!
May 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
She’s up to something!
Woke up to a broke twitter. Popped in over here just in time to see a new main character.
May 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Woke up to a broke twitter. Popped in over here just in time to see a new main character.
I call myself ginger all the time. And if I see a dog named ginger I pet them.
May 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I call myself ginger all the time. And if I see a dog named ginger I pet them.
I’ve actually had worse produce from a pick up at the grocery store.
May 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’ve actually had worse produce from a pick up at the grocery store.
Makin bacon pancakes!
May 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Makin bacon pancakes!
I’m using this as the technicality to continue to say my catch phrase.
This isn’t a standard hot dog and clearly a case of user error.
Hope your butthole recovers quickly.
This isn’t a standard hot dog and clearly a case of user error.
Hope your butthole recovers quickly.
May 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m using this as the technicality to continue to say my catch phrase.
This isn’t a standard hot dog and clearly a case of user error.
Hope your butthole recovers quickly.
This isn’t a standard hot dog and clearly a case of user error.
Hope your butthole recovers quickly.
I figured this would happen when I saw that at my gas station. Thanks for the heads up.
May 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I figured this would happen when I saw that at my gas station. Thanks for the heads up.