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Hell Mo
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Mo from Hell. They/them. ♏🌞♑🌒♎⬆️ Chaotic aro-spec/ace ribbed for no one's pleasure
Amerikaner i Norge.
Stinky wife of @kargush.bsky.social
Hear me out, in my opinion the most American thing I've ever done is getting a tattoo of a twerking alien cowboy tipping a cowboy hat with typewriter text underneath that says "yee-haw" on my right ass cheek.

Shout out to Mazie at Abracadabra Tattoo in RI for that beauty (and most of my others).
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Behold, I have knit a dorito!
December 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
MTG made her conservative twat-waffle themed bed so she should be held accountable for lying in it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
As an immigrant learning the local language, the amount of fellow students relying on ChatGPT is unsettling. Even teachers have mentioned preferring it over Google Translate. It makes me extremely uncomfortable since they don't seem to want to understand why I refuse to use it.
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Everyone should be given (no, that is not a typo) their own home (with proper accomodation for disabilities) to own before anyone gets to own two or more.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I follow a Norwegian lighthouse keeper named Paal Bjørndal whose whole bit is sharing profound things that are inaudible due to high winds. I love the internet.
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Please sell us the debt we promise to do the right thing [cancel it]
October 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Jam 👏ON👏THE👏SIDE.

Licorice 👏IN👏SIDE.

Alternatively: wake up babe new Nordic echolalia just dropped
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The man delivers again.

The cheese slicer one of the great Norwegian inventions.

Hahahaha Denmark

#Norden
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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A cute way to say that a song makes you wanna dance in Icelandic is to say that the song is a "Rassadillir" or a "Butt Jiggler"
September 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Dagens minutt for minutt.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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"Bluesky is boring."

Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.

When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
September 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As this was also the exact day I left to move to Norway, someone had to replace my inability to control my volume and I'm so glad it was this goofy meatball 💖💖💖
Happy Gotcha Day to my baby girl!!! It's been two fun, very loud years.
September 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Being almost 30 minutes late to your “I’m totally alive and not dying” press conference is always a good sign!
September 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I haven't received a pet portrait commission in a long ass time, so just a reminder: I WILL PAINT YOUR CRITTER AND LOVE IT!

Check out my website for more neat info!
www.kayamalie.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
the quote about grand juries indicting a ham sandwich has REALLY not aged well.
August 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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As an addendum; if you're in person with a Signal contact take a moment to verify each others' safety numbers.

This will mark each other as "Verified" and if either of you switch phones or reinstall Signal (or do behavior that "looks like" switching phones or a reinstall) the other will be alerted.
How To View Safety Number on Signal in 2024
YouTube video by Straight To The Point
youtu.be
August 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM