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Floral
@floralstone.bsky.social
she/it - i barely use this place - i don't have opinions

several strange creatures
find me in the woods

hate and love given freely and in equal measure
Pinned
Jaws (1975) is a movie about a gay polycule going fishing
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April 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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soft girl soft girl soft girl
July 25, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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machina mori
February 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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me, in bed with stomach flu, delirious, aloud: “oh no I’m going to cry about everything”
February 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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advice to young writers:

- begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]"
- begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]"
- end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes."
- 4 blank lines between paragraphs
February 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Blogging, a once respected profession, has been brought low by the advent of the internet.
February 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
being pretty is beneficial to your kill/death ratio
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
craving radioactive soup
February 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
the most noble profession is, of course, the humble nuclear power plant inspector
February 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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She is awake.
February 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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sorry I refuse to believe that "untagged porn" is a real problem on the bitchmade autonanny website that tags the creation of adam, yes the one on the sistine chapel, as "adult content"
February 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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we’re doing it folks. we’re posting
February 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i just want headphone jacks back... please... i miss the sensual nature of wires that connect the machine to my flesh
February 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
china has infiltrated our burgers with gay marriage
February 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Frankenstein blacklight poster - Nate Owens, 1975
January 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
when will we have the first TMA pope?
January 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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more Hitomi WIP
(she/her)
January 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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mostly i work on a web serial called ARBITER, which you might like if you're a fan of the 4th matrix movie. it's about aliens finding some stuff, the mortifying ordeal of being known, and my own blatant disrespect for copyright law. you can read it at wordsmith.social/arbiter/
January 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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"Check on your trans frie-" No. Give them money. Hire them. Buy them a video game.
January 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
they should make a type of orange juice that's actually good
January 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
beautiful women are calling me "a real piece of work" which, due to my pro-labour outlook, i take to mean i am awesome
January 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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This app can destroy your root chakra. if you want it to
January 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
it just makes sense
January 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
*clumsily holding a pile of wet slop* hey does anyone want these eggs? what kind...? uh, normal ones...
January 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM