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I like Star Wars and Ancillary Justice.
I also like Palestine and Sharing.
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I made a video about this earlier but your local chapters of the DSA and/or Party for Socialism and Liberation—especially on IG if you have it—will be one of the faster ways you can learn about protests & other community actions. look at who they follow to find other grassroots orgs you can support
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Happy Epiphany.

Get wild with that myrrh
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I just saw a great TikTok about settler colonialism in Shrek and that's the energy I want this year
January 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Geez guys. Look at all this... <gestures wildly>. Come on.
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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This aged well.
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Hey, sometimes you get just under your reading goal for the year.

It's okay.

If you settle into it, it makes December a lot more chill.

(That's for me, the slacker who only got to 90% of his goal a month ago and then took a break)
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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My Christmas gift to you is the opportunity to watch Elaine Stritch sing the best song from the best musical. The personification of frisson.

youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...
The Ladies Who Lunch - Stereo - Elaine Stritch - Company Original Cast Recording
YouTube video by Broadway Classics
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I just saw somebody say it's unprofessional for someone in Starfleet to wear their hair down.

In 2025.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I know you all love Star Trek, but consider canceling Paramount+. Your money is going towards this kind of nonsense
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Eat an entire pie today
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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My Major Kira "This Machine Kills Fascists" design is upscaled and available to order on a t-shirt! It's strictly by pre-sale for now and will ship in about four weeks.
willburrows.art/shop
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Why do we still have the last few hours of work before a long period of time off?

That's not how work should work.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Become your best self! It's #MinillaMonday!
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
TikTok is banning left and right as if Cheney won't be running hell within a week
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Is anybody else also deluded enough to think that a thousand paper cranes would be super doable in a relatively short period of time (of course part of the delusion is forgetting how bad leukemia is)?
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well I went into Gantz not knowing anything and it's just so, so creepy and bad.

Not going back to that again
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I'm reminded of this scene I wrote in Darth Vader, which is born of me pitching "Okay - the reason Droids don't generally beat humans in Star Wars is they don't have blood, as that's where midichlorians are. So, how about syringe-powered vampire robots?" and (rightfully) being told no, kieron, no.
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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lucky dog
October 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Rewatching Portlandia and there's a joke about queer horror books being too niche.

Bro, that's pretty much exclusively the only horror I read
October 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's a Babymetal kind of day
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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like everybody else i've been in a bad mood for... you know, a while. and unfortunately the most effective way to stop myself posting through it has been thinking about how if i did i'd just come off like this:
September 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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This month! The 30th! Alex Easton returns in WHAT STALKS THE DEEP! I know I just had another book out! It’s a lot for me, too!

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
What Stalks the Deep
The next installment in the New York Times bestselling Sworn Soldier series, featuring Alex Easton investigating the dark, mysterious depths of a coal mine i...
us.macmillan.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM