Flint Swift
@flint-swift.bsky.social
I cook. I clean. That's exactly how I got this ring.
Certified Cat Daddy
Certified Cat Daddy
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You would think that Jesus Christ was on the Epstein List with how Republicans are going to the ends of the Earth to stop its release. Then again, their Personal Jesus is on it so that makes sense.
July 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
You would think that Jesus Christ was on the Epstein List with how Republicans are going to the ends of the Earth to stop its release. Then again, their Personal Jesus is on it so that makes sense.
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My son: "Is Beyoncé Marvel or DC?"
a woman wearing a cowboy carter sash rides a horse
ALT: a woman wearing a cowboy carter sash rides a horse
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November 18, 2024 at 5:09 AM
My son: "Is Beyoncé Marvel or DC?"
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Carl Sagan on why books are human’s greatest invention:
July 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Carl Sagan on why books are human’s greatest invention:
You get what you vote for.
July 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You get what you vote for.
What’s up? Just wanted to drop in and say fuck this administration and fuck MAGA. That’s all. Have an awesome Sunday!
June 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What’s up? Just wanted to drop in and say fuck this administration and fuck MAGA. That’s all. Have an awesome Sunday!
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I love this painting, Monet is my favourite.
May 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I love this painting, Monet is my favourite.
Madre y Los Hermanos
May 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Madre y Los Hermanos
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Then when Kendrick hit them with the two piece “Euphoria “ they started bitching 😂😂😂
April 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Then when Kendrick hit them with the two piece “Euphoria “ they started bitching 😂😂😂
Just patiently waiting for a obituary. Any day now....
April 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just patiently waiting for a obituary. Any day now....
I'm about to become a radical.
April 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm about to become a radical.
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Try not to laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Try not to laugh.
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Opinion | I am a Republican because I believe in traditional family values. Here's why I support a government run by two men who between them have 19 children by 8 different women.
March 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Opinion | I am a Republican because I believe in traditional family values. Here's why I support a government run by two men who between them have 19 children by 8 different women.
2025 will be the year to fix yourself. Oh shit it’s 2025. You’re two and a half months behind.
March 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
2025 will be the year to fix yourself. Oh shit it’s 2025. You’re two and a half months behind.
Gravelweed by Jason Isbell on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:20
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March 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I swear, some individuals are prophets through their means. Also helps to know that evil isn't a new idea.
March 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I swear, some individuals are prophets through their means. Also helps to know that evil isn't a new idea.
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This country is doomed.
March 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This country is doomed.
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🦃 “what set u from fooo?”
The odds of being attacked by a turkey are low, but never zero.
March 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🦃 “what set u from fooo?”