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Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.
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In 2015, an Emirati businessman emailed Jeffrey Epstein asking the financier to put him in touch with Elon Musk, according to leaked emails reviewed by The Lever.
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December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In 2015, an Emirati businessman emailed Jeffrey Epstein asking the financier to put him in touch with Elon Musk, according to leaked emails reviewed by The Lever.
Read more: www.levernews.com/businessman-...
Read more: www.levernews.com/businessman-...
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nice try buddy you're gonna have to listen to the podcast like everybody else
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
nice try buddy you're gonna have to listen to the podcast like everybody else
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After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
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I am so sick and tired of professional athletes telling kids they have to "exercise" and "practice" and "eat right" to become world-class athletes. That sort of gate-keeping has to stop! Today I'm announcing a new non-profit that provides unlimited steroids to any kid who wants to compete.
Activist and former quarterback Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels.
Colin Kaepernick launches AI storytelling tool at Prince George's County high school
Former quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels. News4’s Juliana Valencia reports.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I am so sick and tired of professional athletes telling kids they have to "exercise" and "practice" and "eat right" to become world-class athletes. That sort of gate-keeping has to stop! Today I'm announcing a new non-profit that provides unlimited steroids to any kid who wants to compete.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
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One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
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The Arendt thing about how be a good politician you have to be able to imagine a state of affairs that doesn't exist and then make it reality is simple but turns out important. In this case it would just be a matter of taking the initiative to impeach
Impeachment is honestly one of the simplest things a member can push.
They can write whatever (even a simple "Trump is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors") and force a vote whenever.
They can write whatever (even a simple "Trump is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors") and force a vote whenever.
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Arendt thing about how be a good politician you have to be able to imagine a state of affairs that doesn't exist and then make it reality is simple but turns out important. In this case it would just be a matter of taking the initiative to impeach
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Again, I'm getting a LOT of mileage out of this Mastodon post of mine
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Again, I'm getting a LOT of mileage out of this Mastodon post of mine
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
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Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
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Someone should really build a high-quality creator-centric video platform that isn’t owned by baby oligarchs, tech empires, or venture capitalists
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Someone should really build a high-quality creator-centric video platform that isn’t owned by baby oligarchs, tech empires, or venture capitalists
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Not content with killing suicidal teens, the serial killer moves on to his next round of victims
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Not content with killing suicidal teens, the serial killer moves on to his next round of victims
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Also, talk to your less online friends about AI. They might mostly be hearing from their workplace and all the rich-guy bullshit marketing that AI is vital, great, and adored! Make your scorn known!
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Also, talk to your less online friends about AI. They might mostly be hearing from their workplace and all the rich-guy bullshit marketing that AI is vital, great, and adored! Make your scorn known!
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Every law you pay a fine for violating is a law that applies to the poor but not to the rich. Elon shits out hundreds of millions on the reg when he’s in trouble for ruining things.
Separate laws for the rich and the poor is the most on the nose thing I've ever heard. Surprised we haven't tried it in the US yet, to be honest (at least not since Andrew Jackson's time).
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Every law you pay a fine for violating is a law that applies to the poor but not to the rich. Elon shits out hundreds of millions on the reg when he’s in trouble for ruining things.
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the one other way that ai is advertised is that it’s inevitable technology that will replace real artists so we have to speed that process up by making the worst shit imaginable
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the one other way that ai is advertised is that it’s inevitable technology that will replace real artists so we have to speed that process up by making the worst shit imaginable