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Flamingfox
@flamingfox23.bsky.social
Hi! I’m a furry and an aspiring writer
I/dont/know anymore #quoigender
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@flamingfox-e5c?si=fq2zMdynwGataffe
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Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore.
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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May 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey @marvel-rivals.bsky.social, you know that leaderboard thing that you can access at anytime during a match? Can you please just have that on the screen at all times? It wouldn’t even be that difficult, cause you already have it while watching replays. Love the game btw you guys did a great job.
May 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Currently laying on stomach, kicking my feet while eating caned tuna for dinner and watching YouTube
April 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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“Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up the weapon with a rubber glove
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DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
AUGUSTA, ME—In a stunning discovery that linked all 1.4 million residents to a grisly unsolved cold case, the U.S. Department of Justice escalated its attacks on Maine Friday when it allegedly planted a gun on the state. “Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up […]
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April 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I ACTUALLY FINALLY MADE A VIDEO!
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Severence is... Not Very Good
YouTube video by Flamingfox
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April 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We should replace war with sports.
1. No more needless murder
2. instead of disputes being a horrible thing, it could just be a thing you watch for fun
3. Jersey sales go towards the government
4. Can you imagine how cool the WW3 tournament would be!?
Stop killing and start BALLING
April 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Look at this sleepy lil baby boy
April 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just finished S2 of severance. That shit was BAFFLING (in a bad way).
March 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I told him that powerline wasn’t fixed yet
March 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
January 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Sean Duffy (giving a press conference the day after 9/11): So planes don't usually do this
"Obviously it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that." -- Sean Duffy, our new secretary of transportation in the new awful administration.
January 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases
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Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases
ST. PAUL, MN—Identifying a clear preference for novelty above all other qualities, a report from the University of Minnesota released Friday found that morbid curiosity now accounts for 79 percent of the nation’s snack food purchases. “Whether they’re trying to figure out if a jelly bean really tastes like popcorn or what the deal is with those puffy shrimp chips that apparently are really popular in Asia, we’ve concluded that consumers buy snacks three-quarters of the time purely from an intense desire to determine whether a product corresponds with its purported flavor,” said the report’s author, Carol Souza, adding that almost 20 percent of those purchases alone were prompted by a keen interest in how biscuits-and-gravy was reduced to a potato chip coating. “Many people didn’t even seem to care whether or not the wasabi chocolate or seven-layer-dip Combos were good, only that they tasted anything at all like what they expected. Once they actually tried the products, they generally had no incentive whatsoever to purchase them a second time.” Souza went on to say that an additional 10 percent of snack foods were purchased purely to ascertain whether they tasted the same as they did when you were a kid.
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February 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I was playing the new Fortnite season and while I was trying to rob a armored truck it fell in the water and vanished, but the vault is still there
February 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Set up my old Wii U in my room today. Mariokart Wii is way harder than I remember
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Writing a review for a movie everyday is somehow harder than watching a movie everyday
February 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Thought I’d make a new section about extra thoughts I have pertaining to movies in general. Happy February!
February 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I was tired yesterday so I wrote the review for the movie from 2 days ago today (along with yesterday’s movie).
February 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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No one is coming to save us but ourselves. There is no super hero. There will be no miracle. It's not a bad dream that we will just wake up from in the morning.
The only way this ends is if we kill the fantasy, roll up our sleeves, and take to the streets.
The only thing that is haunted is us.
February 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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If you can, you should buy an EV right now. Especially one that can provide backup power.

Thats all Rivians, Kias, and Hyundais, the Leaf, the ID4, the Lightning, and a few others. No Teslas or Lucids except the CT. I doubt there are a lot of cybertruck buyers here, though.
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
February 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
For the past month I’ve been doing this dumb “challenge” where I watch movies based on what year they came out (first week 2024, second week 2023) and I’ve been rating and reviewing each movie. Im not gonna post all the previous ones here, but I will be posting all the new reviews. Here’s the newest
January 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM