Least Haunted Podcast
@leasthaunted.bsky.social
A podcast where science, skepticism, humor, and anthropology meet to discuss all things spooky, haunting, supernatural, and sometimes just the plain ridiculous. Hosted by Cody Franks and Garth von Ahnen.
Turns out, this whole fucking country is haunted.
We might have to change our sign off slogan...
We might have to change our sign off slogan...
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Turns out, this whole fucking country is haunted.
We might have to change our sign off slogan...
We might have to change our sign off slogan...
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Thoughts on Marshmallow?
January 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Thoughts on Marshmallow?
I think that every sequel to Highlander after the first movie set up the rules (and showed the end of The Game) should have been a period piece. If your main character has been alive for centuries, that is the space you should fucking play in. NO, not the future! You're doing it wrong Highlander 2!
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I think that every sequel to Highlander after the first movie set up the rules (and showed the end of The Game) should have been a period piece. If your main character has been alive for centuries, that is the space you should fucking play in. NO, not the future! You're doing it wrong Highlander 2!
Don't get sad, get righteously pissed off. Don't despair, get creative. Don't hesitate, create. And when our time comes we will be lined up against walls covered with the most beautiful murals anyone has ever seen...
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Don't get sad, get righteously pissed off. Don't despair, get creative. Don't hesitate, create. And when our time comes we will be lined up against walls covered with the most beautiful murals anyone has ever seen...
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🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
Now accepting applications for 2026 “beef”.
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Now accepting applications for 2026 “beef”.
Least Haunted resolutions for 2026: Start beef with someone famous, unmask monster at abandoned amusement park, finally release that secret project, get more than one review this year, trend, squash celebrity beef, have more guests, guest on other shows, don't die.
#podcast #resolutions #LH #beef
#podcast #resolutions #LH #beef
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Least Haunted resolutions for 2026: Start beef with someone famous, unmask monster at abandoned amusement park, finally release that secret project, get more than one review this year, trend, squash celebrity beef, have more guests, guest on other shows, don't die.
#podcast #resolutions #LH #beef
#podcast #resolutions #LH #beef
Two signs that will signal that we’ve “made it”: when there is NSFW slash fanfic/fanart of the podcast, and if we get followed by a random celebrity who likes the show.
a cartoon character with glasses says oh in front of a green object
ALT: a cartoon character with glasses says oh in front of a green object
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December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Two signs that will signal that we’ve “made it”: when there is NSFW slash fanfic/fanart of the podcast, and if we get followed by a random celebrity who likes the show.
Your whole life is a ritual. Everyone performs it differently, but the end result is the same. It summons DEATH.
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Your whole life is a ritual. Everyone performs it differently, but the end result is the same. It summons DEATH.
In 1842, $30k was appropriated by congress to build a telegraph line from D.C. to Baltimore. It was held up by a congressman from TN, who demanded 1/2 of the money go to studying "Animal Magnetism" aka Mesmerism. Even 183 years ago "Alternative science" was being pushed by dumb politicians.
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
In 1842, $30k was appropriated by congress to build a telegraph line from D.C. to Baltimore. It was held up by a congressman from TN, who demanded 1/2 of the money go to studying "Animal Magnetism" aka Mesmerism. Even 183 years ago "Alternative science" was being pushed by dumb politicians.
Tinfoil hat time: Lost was meant to be a reboot of Gilligan's Island.
December 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Tinfoil hat time: Lost was meant to be a reboot of Gilligan's Island.
you love to see it.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
you love to see it.
Capitalism is the leading cause of cancer.
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Capitalism is the leading cause of cancer.
You know we love a good Darmok.
A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story:
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You know we love a good Darmok.
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In the spirit of the holiday, here is a throwback to the time we told the story of how Jimmy Stewart was part of a Yeti Heist. You can’t make this stuff up. #jimmystewart #yeti
The Least Haunted Podcast, Episode 6: It's An Abominable Life!
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December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
In the spirit of the holiday, here is a throwback to the time we told the story of how Jimmy Stewart was part of a Yeti Heist. You can’t make this stuff up. #jimmystewart #yeti
If there was an awards show for best scripted podcast one-off holiday special, then we would nominate our effort for this year. Part parody, part awful reality, but mostly satire. For your consideration, The Crepuscular Quadrant: C.O.A.L.
#podcast #audiodrama #scripted #holidayspecial #foley #hohoho
#podcast #audiodrama #scripted #holidayspecial #foley #hohoho
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If there was an awards show for best scripted podcast one-off holiday special, then we would nominate our effort for this year. Part parody, part awful reality, but mostly satire. For your consideration, The Crepuscular Quadrant: C.O.A.L.
#podcast #audiodrama #scripted #holidayspecial #foley #hohoho
#podcast #audiodrama #scripted #holidayspecial #foley #hohoho
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Real banger of a holiday special this year from the #LeastHaunted #podcast
All the love and appreciation for our favorite skeptics towards all things supernatural, and a proper parody for this holiday season.
All the love and appreciation for our favorite skeptics towards all things supernatural, and a proper parody for this holiday season.
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Real banger of a holiday special this year from the #LeastHaunted #podcast
All the love and appreciation for our favorite skeptics towards all things supernatural, and a proper parody for this holiday season.
All the love and appreciation for our favorite skeptics towards all things supernatural, and a proper parody for this holiday season.
Check out our latest fully scripted audio drama Holiday Special, The Crepuscular Quadrant: C.O.A.L. wherever you get your pods! (BUT NOT SPOTIFY).
In a world where every day is Christmas, who decides who is naughty or nice? Who decides who gets presents? Or who gets C.O.A.L.?
#podcasts #scripted
In a world where every day is Christmas, who decides who is naughty or nice? Who decides who gets presents? Or who gets C.O.A.L.?
#podcasts #scripted
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Shepherd: Wait. You want me to worship a baby? He doesn't even have object permanence yet! Like my prayers are going to mean anything to him? He's got his own baby problems to deal with. And no one said anything about bringing gift either! Like I can follow frankincense or a drum solo? Shit.
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Shepherd: Wait. You want me to worship a baby? He doesn't even have object permanence yet! Like my prayers are going to mean anything to him? He's got his own baby problems to deal with. And no one said anything about bringing gift either! Like I can follow frankincense or a drum solo? Shit.
As soon as I saw the name of this video I said out loud, "Oh @anyaustin.bsky.social you silly man!" This is the kind of content I live for! Fucking love it. Austin, anytime you want to come talk paranormal stuff, you have an open invitation.
How Many Trees Are There in Skyrim?
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December 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
As soon as I saw the name of this video I said out loud, "Oh @anyaustin.bsky.social you silly man!" This is the kind of content I live for! Fucking love it. Austin, anytime you want to come talk paranormal stuff, you have an open invitation.
In exelsius Deo, daylight come and I want to go home.
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In exelsius Deo, daylight come and I want to go home.
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I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.