fj
@fjzeit.bsky.social
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If you’re only just realising that young professionals have access to big systems then hello to you, welcome to the real world. How was you nap?
February 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you’re only just realising that young professionals have access to big systems then hello to you, welcome to the real world. How was you nap?
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I made a very stupid thing
What if the firehose were The Matrix?
Presenting, ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev/bsky-digital...
#atproto
What if the firehose were The Matrix?
Presenting, ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev/bsky-digital...
#atproto
ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev
November 19, 2024 at 8:00 AM
I made a very stupid thing
What if the firehose were The Matrix?
Presenting, ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev/bsky-digital...
#atproto
What if the firehose were The Matrix?
Presenting, ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev/bsky-digital...
#atproto
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Do the same with 2 lines of SQL:
November 19, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Do the same with 2 lines of SQL:
I don't care, that's why I muted the word... how to not see this?
November 18, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I don't care, that's why I muted the word... how to not see this?
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The evocative sound of morning seagulls in London. Followed by the realisation it’s actually the distress call of a jacked Lime bike.
November 17, 2024 at 9:42 AM
The evocative sound of morning seagulls in London. Followed by the realisation it’s actually the distress call of a jacked Lime bike.
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Time to make a cup of tea. See what lasts longer, this fight or the tea.
November 16, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Time to make a cup of tea. See what lasts longer, this fight or the tea.
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This is their Quality Street storage facility.
November 13, 2024 at 1:33 AM
This is their Quality Street storage facility.
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I’ve been caught carrying a very large quantity of German Christmas cake.
Charged with handling stollen goods.
Anyone available pro bono?
Charged with handling stollen goods.
Anyone available pro bono?
November 10, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I’ve been caught carrying a very large quantity of German Christmas cake.
Charged with handling stollen goods.
Anyone available pro bono?
Charged with handling stollen goods.
Anyone available pro bono?
New intro. I’m a software engineer based in the Asia Pacific. I worked on real-time embedded systems in C and assembly for the 1st decade of my career before pivoting to consumer, commercial, investment banking, and trading in Europe & APAC. Mostly C#, .NET, MAUI Blazor Hybrid, Azure, C++ & Python.
November 10, 2024 at 10:50 AM
New intro. I’m a software engineer based in the Asia Pacific. I worked on real-time embedded systems in C and assembly for the 1st decade of my career before pivoting to consumer, commercial, investment banking, and trading in Europe & APAC. Mostly C#, .NET, MAUI Blazor Hybrid, Azure, C++ & Python.
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Looks like @victor.hogemann.com went ahead some time ago and produced a cool NuGet package, if you want to interact from dotnet with the BlueSky API go check it out! github.com/vhogemann/bs...
#fsharp #dotnet #csharp
#fsharp #dotnet #csharp
November 6, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Looks like @victor.hogemann.com went ahead some time ago and produced a cool NuGet package, if you want to interact from dotnet with the BlueSky API go check it out! github.com/vhogemann/bs...
#fsharp #dotnet #csharp
#fsharp #dotnet #csharp
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If you maintain a large (legacy) .NET codebase, and have to deal with app.configs, binding redirects, NuGet package updates, version conflicts, etc. I'm getting a ton of mileage out of these tools:
github.com/KirillOsenko...
github.com/KirillOsenko...
November 8, 2024 at 4:35 AM
If you maintain a large (legacy) .NET codebase, and have to deal with app.configs, binding redirects, NuGet package updates, version conflicts, etc. I'm getting a ton of mileage out of these tools:
github.com/KirillOsenko...
github.com/KirillOsenko...
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It's time for devs to take a look at modern #Excel! It now has all the core #FunctionalProgramming constructs: LAMBDA, LET, MAP, REDUCE, SCAN, … as well as GROUPBY, PIVOTBY, …
Both #PowerQuery and Formulas have lazy evaluation.
It's a fantastic, reactive, functional programming environment! 🚀
Both #PowerQuery and Formulas have lazy evaluation.
It's a fantastic, reactive, functional programming environment! 🚀
Alright #databs time for a trial run
What one type of technology would you consider the heart and soul of your data stack?
What one type of technology would you consider the heart and soul of your data stack?
November 7, 2024 at 5:39 AM
It's time for devs to take a look at modern #Excel! It now has all the core #FunctionalProgramming constructs: LAMBDA, LET, MAP, REDUCE, SCAN, … as well as GROUPBY, PIVOTBY, …
Both #PowerQuery and Formulas have lazy evaluation.
It's a fantastic, reactive, functional programming environment! 🚀
Both #PowerQuery and Formulas have lazy evaluation.
It's a fantastic, reactive, functional programming environment! 🚀
Oh yeah gimme
if you're a #PowerShell stan like me and low key ship yourself getting that tech rizz, this Starter Pack boutta make you valid fr fr no cap 🥹 straight bussin 💯
go.bsky.app/9ozmoAY
go.bsky.app/9ozmoAY
November 5, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Oh yeah gimme
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Reminder that I have a #Ruby and #RubyonRails starter pack here for anyone looking for their Ruby Friends.
go.bsky.app/HD2Ty2o
go.bsky.app/HD2Ty2o
October 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Reminder that I have a #Ruby and #RubyonRails starter pack here for anyone looking for their Ruby Friends.
go.bsky.app/HD2Ty2o
go.bsky.app/HD2Ty2o
Ok, Semantic Kernel is also pretty sweet. It’s going to be a busy couple of weeks.
November 3, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Ok, Semantic Kernel is also pretty sweet. It’s going to be a busy couple of weeks.
I’m looking to broaden my connection with #Python and #Langchain people. Where are they at?
Repost for reach pls.
Repost for reach pls.
November 2, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I’m looking to broaden my connection with #Python and #Langchain people. Where are they at?
Repost for reach pls.
Repost for reach pls.
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Adjustable height desks are deskalators
November 1, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Adjustable height desks are deskalators
