Jake Thomas
@jakthom.bsky.social
Sometimes data systems, sometimes security, sometimes ai/ml, sometimes a blend of it all.
My father just proved he was right and I was wrong. Using AI.
Well done 🫡
Well done 🫡
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My father just proved he was right and I was wrong. Using AI.
Well done 🫡
Well done 🫡
Engineering is fun. That is all.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Engineering is fun. That is all.
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build.
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August 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Sufficiently-advanced software deployments are indistinguishable from magic.
July 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sufficiently-advanced software deployments are indistinguishable from magic.
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So.... what exactly happens when databases are commoditized?..
June 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
So.... what exactly happens when databases are commoditized?..
June 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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New post! I wrote about malaise in the streaming space. I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm thinking part of it has to do with Kafka.
Kafka: The End of the Beginning
A decade of focus on adoption has payed off. Now it's time to innovate.
materializedview.io
May 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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People are realizing that the best ROI comes from landing data in a lakehouse as quickly as possible. Kafka can be part of that story, but Stream Processing is not.
May 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Reposted by Jake Thomas
Welcome to the age of $10/month Lakehouses!
How to build and run a Lakehouse on top of @cloudflare.social R2 , Cloudflare Containers and Neon Postgres, all backed by the new DuckLake "SQL as Lakehouse" format, via @duckdb.org.
tobilg.com/the-age-of-1...
How to build and run a Lakehouse on top of @cloudflare.social R2 , Cloudflare Containers and Neon Postgres, all backed by the new DuckLake "SQL as Lakehouse" format, via @duckdb.org.
tobilg.com/the-age-of-1...
Welcome to the age of $10/month Lakehouses
No, this article is not about buying properties close to lakes...
tobilg.com
May 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Welcome to the age of $10/month Lakehouses!
How to build and run a Lakehouse on top of @cloudflare.social R2 , Cloudflare Containers and Neon Postgres, all backed by the new DuckLake "SQL as Lakehouse" format, via @duckdb.org.
tobilg.com/the-age-of-1...
How to build and run a Lakehouse on top of @cloudflare.social R2 , Cloudflare Containers and Neon Postgres, all backed by the new DuckLake "SQL as Lakehouse" format, via @duckdb.org.
tobilg.com/the-age-of-1...
Reposted by Jake Thomas
0x.tools xCapture v3: Linux Performance Analysis with Modern eBPF and DuckDB 👀👀
tanelpoder.com/posts/xcaptu...
tanelpoder.com/posts/xcaptu...
April 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
0x.tools xCapture v3: Linux Performance Analysis with Modern eBPF and DuckDB 👀👀
tanelpoder.com/posts/xcaptu...
tanelpoder.com/posts/xcaptu...
@jackhcable.bsky.social discussing product security in the AI era 🔥
April 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@jackhcable.bsky.social discussing product security in the AI era 🔥
I've been exploring how to do Iceberg with the fewest dependencies possible.
tl;dr -> @duckdb.org , @amazonwebservices.bsky.social S3 Tables, and a sprinkle of Python is awesome.
jakthom.dev/blog/zero-in...
tl;dr -> @duckdb.org , @amazonwebservices.bsky.social S3 Tables, and a sprinkle of Python is awesome.
jakthom.dev/blog/zero-in...
Creating a Zero-Infrastructure Iceberg Data Lake in 5 Minutes
Zero-Infrastructure Iceberg in 5 Minutes
jakthom.dev
April 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I've been exploring how to do Iceberg with the fewest dependencies possible.
tl;dr -> @duckdb.org , @amazonwebservices.bsky.social S3 Tables, and a sprinkle of Python is awesome.
jakthom.dev/blog/zero-in...
tl;dr -> @duckdb.org , @amazonwebservices.bsky.social S3 Tables, and a sprinkle of Python is awesome.
jakthom.dev/blog/zero-in...
idc what anyone says, I love deploying static websites by hand
April 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
idc what anyone says, I love deploying static websites by hand
Reposted by Jake Thomas
Arroyo is joining @cloudflare.social! We're bringing Arroyo to the Developer Platform as a serverless stream processing system, and will also remain open-source and self-hostable. www.arroyo.dev/blog/arroyo-...
Arroyo is joining Cloudflare
Arroyo has been acquired by Cloudflare to bring serverless SQL stream processing to the Cloudflare Developer Platfrorm, integrated with Queues, Workers, and R2. The Arroyo Engine will remain open-sour...
www.arroyo.dev
April 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Arroyo is joining @cloudflare.social! We're bringing Arroyo to the Developer Platform as a serverless stream processing system, and will also remain open-source and self-hostable. www.arroyo.dev/blog/arroyo-...
Zero egress costs will be (are?) the new data gravity.
H/t @eastdakota.com
open.spotify.com/episode/6lUL...
H/t @eastdakota.com
open.spotify.com/episode/6lUL...
How Cloudflare is Working to Fix the Internet with Matthew Prince
Screaming in the Cloud · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Zero egress costs will be (are?) the new data gravity.
H/t @eastdakota.com
open.spotify.com/episode/6lUL...
H/t @eastdakota.com
open.spotify.com/episode/6lUL...
April 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM