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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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#Whales are conscious breathers—surfacing every 5-15 minutes, while deep divers like sperm whales can hold out for 90 minutes. When one emerges, leaving a #rainbow in its wake, it's pure #magic
April 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
they should pussy that tastes like cilantro
April 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
i can’t believe the Z train is Helly R…
April 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@samreich.bsky.social good day. i am the current director of the peasant cast at the new york ren faire. it has come to my attention that you were once one of us (via The Downside pod). if you EVER want to return to the shire, we would welcome you with open arms and a gorgeous maypole. huzzah!
April 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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orpheus. is not allowed to look back at eurydice.

#severance
March 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Let’s fix that for you…
March 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"blackbeard was here and did this aged 13 1/2" oh i love you cutie pie bad boy edward teach. i know he did some sick ass doodles on his school desks. i know he carved his and stede's initials in a heart on a tree
February 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
me at approximately 11:20pm every day
February 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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i’m not gonna lie, crew. i kinda miss ed teach so much i want to throw up
February 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Wow, what a beautiful day to inject exogenous hormones for the purpose of transing my sex and gender
February 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i wanna fall in boy gay love and get girl gay married is that too much to ask
February 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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learning to sew is going very well
January 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
unsleeping city is so perfect because of Course the voice of the people of new york is an older black man, of Course the voice of the dreams of new york is a young troubled trans man, of Course the person tasked with preserving the history of new yorkers is an immigrant of Course of Course of Cour-
January 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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thank you for asking the important questions
January 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Stephen Sondheim: these costumes are absolutely spectacular, but I feel like the wolf is ,,, missing something
The Assistant Costume Designer for Into The Woods, Who Just Consumed 300+ Hour’s Worth of A/B/O Smut: I Know Just The Thing …
January 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Let Them Come! There Is One Gonzo Yet In Moria Who Still Draws Breath!
November 14, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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My god...that's the king's sigil
November 12, 2024 at 6:44 PM
algorithm come to meeee i love
our flag means death
good omens
dimension 20
transgender memes
lgbtq
nature
cryptids
over the garden wall
spongebob
gen z bullshit
ikea
larp
renaissance faire
lord of the rings
the hobbit
fantasy
wizards
gnomes
dwarves
hozier
the oh hellos
neurodivergent stuff
dogs
November 12, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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Whoops I gave them depression again. By bad.
November 10, 2024 at 3:34 AM