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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
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snacking on a single slice of cheese. going mouse mode.
October 25, 2024 at 1:12 AM
snacking on a single slice of cheese. going mouse mode.
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Daily bunny no.2625 contemplates the changing seasons
September 27, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Daily bunny no.2625 contemplates the changing seasons
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Stefan O’Heck, better known as the “candy bandit” became a folk hero after a string of highly publicized heists. He was killed during a shootout with US Marshalls in 1909. From his hideout, Marshalls seized over 500 licorice sticks, 1700 gumdrops, and Governor Jessup Farrar’s prized giant lollipop.
September 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Stefan O’Heck, better known as the “candy bandit” became a folk hero after a string of highly publicized heists. He was killed during a shootout with US Marshalls in 1909. From his hideout, Marshalls seized over 500 licorice sticks, 1700 gumdrops, and Governor Jessup Farrar’s prized giant lollipop.
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ホリホリする犬🐶
It is time for Masuke to go to sleep.
Today I posted a video for the first time.
Did you get the sense of how cute Masuke is?
It is time for Masuke to go to sleep.
Today I posted a video for the first time.
Did you get the sense of how cute Masuke is?
September 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
ホリホリする犬🐶
It is time for Masuke to go to sleep.
Today I posted a video for the first time.
Did you get the sense of how cute Masuke is?
It is time for Masuke to go to sleep.
Today I posted a video for the first time.
Did you get the sense of how cute Masuke is?
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#猫部 のみなさん
我がソワ1歳の記念に撮ってもらった写真がほんとにほんとにほんとに可愛すぎるので見ていただけません？？？？？！？？？？！？？？
二郎動物写真館さんで撮っていただきました！！神すぎる！！！！
@catclub.bsky.social
jirophotostudio.com
我がソワ1歳の記念に撮ってもらった写真がほんとにほんとにほんとに可愛すぎるので見ていただけません？？？？？！？？？？！？？？
二郎動物写真館さんで撮っていただきました！！神すぎる！！！！
@catclub.bsky.social
jirophotostudio.com
March 20, 2024 at 1:02 PM
#猫部 のみなさん
我がソワ1歳の記念に撮ってもらった写真がほんとにほんとにほんとに可愛すぎるので見ていただけません？？？？？！？？？？！？？？
二郎動物写真館さんで撮っていただきました！！神すぎる！！！！
@catclub.bsky.social
jirophotostudio.com
我がソワ1歳の記念に撮ってもらった写真がほんとにほんとにほんとに可愛すぎるので見ていただけません？？？？？！？？？？！？？？
二郎動物写真館さんで撮っていただきました！！神すぎる！！！！
@catclub.bsky.social
jirophotostudio.com
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March 17, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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scam guy on his first day of work trying to think of what phone number he wants to use
March 11, 2024 at 4:32 PM
scam guy on his first day of work trying to think of what phone number he wants to use
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“watch the trailer online” no, fuck you
February 12, 2024 at 12:53 AM
“watch the trailer online” no, fuck you
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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