Fire Marshal Bill
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I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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GOP & 1% Wealthy:
“The poors” are poor because they buy themselves an occasional coffee or pastry. Or avocado toast. They’re wasteful. Their poverty is their own fault.”
Also GOP & 1% Wealthy:
“Buy our expensive products you don’t need - & can’t afford - or you’re destroying our economy!”
“The poors” are poor because they buy themselves an occasional coffee or pastry. Or avocado toast. They’re wasteful. Their poverty is their own fault.”
Also GOP & 1% Wealthy:
“Buy our expensive products you don’t need - & can’t afford - or you’re destroying our economy!”
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
GOP & 1% Wealthy:
“The poors” are poor because they buy themselves an occasional coffee or pastry. Or avocado toast. They’re wasteful. Their poverty is their own fault.”
Also GOP & 1% Wealthy:
“Buy our expensive products you don’t need - & can’t afford - or you’re destroying our economy!”
“The poors” are poor because they buy themselves an occasional coffee or pastry. Or avocado toast. They’re wasteful. Their poverty is their own fault.”
Also GOP & 1% Wealthy:
“Buy our expensive products you don’t need - & can’t afford - or you’re destroying our economy!”
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A single Afghan refugee attacks national guard troops, and MAGA demands we deport every refugee.
Thousands of MAGA fools attack the capitol and capitol police, and they get Presidential pardons and victimhood complexes.
This is all so ridiculous.
Thousands of MAGA fools attack the capitol and capitol police, and they get Presidential pardons and victimhood complexes.
This is all so ridiculous.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A single Afghan refugee attacks national guard troops, and MAGA demands we deport every refugee.
Thousands of MAGA fools attack the capitol and capitol police, and they get Presidential pardons and victimhood complexes.
This is all so ridiculous.
Thousands of MAGA fools attack the capitol and capitol police, and they get Presidential pardons and victimhood complexes.
This is all so ridiculous.
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Gulf of Tonkin in 3... 2...
The administration has confirmed the CIA will soon conduct operations inside Venezuela. These are technically supposed to be “covert,” but Trump’s team is essentially broadcasting this strategy to The New York Times & other outlets.
All of this feels like the run-up to the Iraq War. trib.al/28Qil5L
All of this feels like the run-up to the Iraq War. trib.al/28Qil5L
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Gulf of Tonkin in 3... 2...
I just checked myself.
The site no longer recognizes any zip code I have ever lived in as "valid."
The incompetency of this regime. They can't even manage a simple zip code search as they try to scrub everything that contradicts them.
The site no longer recognizes any zip code I have ever lived in as "valid."
The incompetency of this regime. They can't even manage a simple zip code search as they try to scrub everything that contradicts them.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I just checked myself.
The site no longer recognizes any zip code I have ever lived in as "valid."
The incompetency of this regime. They can't even manage a simple zip code search as they try to scrub everything that contradicts them.
The site no longer recognizes any zip code I have ever lived in as "valid."
The incompetency of this regime. They can't even manage a simple zip code search as they try to scrub everything that contradicts them.
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Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
I cannot understand how so many in Utah both don't trust the government to respect their rights, and continually re-elect these Republicans who refuse to respect their rights.
Republican lawmakers on Utah's Capitol Hill plan an appeal, a special session and a proposed constitutional amendment on redistricting: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I cannot understand how so many in Utah both don't trust the government to respect their rights, and continually re-elect these Republicans who refuse to respect their rights.
At the height of the "DOGE" scavenger hunt looking for "Waste, Fraud, and Abuse" in the federal government, Trump, Pam Bondi, and Kash Patel were directing the FBI to spend nearly $1,000,000 in overtime in one week to review and redact the Epstein Files.
How much white out does $1,000,000 buy?
How much white out does $1,000,000 buy?
The docs also reveal the number of hours the FBI devoted to the project, which required some agents to work nights and weekends. The FBI paid personnel $851,344 in overtime for working on the Epstein files between March 17 and March 22.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
At the height of the "DOGE" scavenger hunt looking for "Waste, Fraud, and Abuse" in the federal government, Trump, Pam Bondi, and Kash Patel were directing the FBI to spend nearly $1,000,000 in overtime in one week to review and redact the Epstein Files.
How much white out does $1,000,000 buy?
How much white out does $1,000,000 buy?
Quick question.
Was her name Brenda?
Was her name Brenda?
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Quick question.
Was her name Brenda?
Was her name Brenda?
If one side violates a "ceasefire" an average of over 10 times a day for 44 days, is it really a ceasefire?
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If one side violates a "ceasefire" an average of over 10 times a day for 44 days, is it really a ceasefire?
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If Americans weren’t so hateful these schemes wouldn’t even work. We have people here who WANT to believe this shit and act this way.
Don’t just blame India and Russia. Blame Christians, churches, and other Republican institutions that promote this white supremacy nonsense.
Don’t just blame India and Russia. Blame Christians, churches, and other Republican institutions that promote this white supremacy nonsense.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If Americans weren’t so hateful these schemes wouldn’t even work. We have people here who WANT to believe this shit and act this way.
Don’t just blame India and Russia. Blame Christians, churches, and other Republican institutions that promote this white supremacy nonsense.
Don’t just blame India and Russia. Blame Christians, churches, and other Republican institutions that promote this white supremacy nonsense.
Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.
One of the greatest weapons against authoritarianism and fascism is unrelenting mockery.
Viral musical sensation Jesse Welles brings his GRAMMY-nominated political folk to the Ed Sullivan Theater for a solo performance of "Join ICE," a tune from his latest EP, 'No Kings.'
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
One of the greatest weapons against authoritarianism and fascism is unrelenting mockery.
If Evangelcials believe in the "Plagues of Egypt" as a curse on an entire nation because of the actions of their leader, how do they not see that in all the widespread novel diseases, floods, hurricanes, and fires under Trump?
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If Evangelcials believe in the "Plagues of Egypt" as a curse on an entire nation because of the actions of their leader, how do they not see that in all the widespread novel diseases, floods, hurricanes, and fires under Trump?
I thought our dear leader ended the war in Gaza? Does this mean he's down to ending 7 wars, not 8 like he claims?
BREAKING: Israeli attacks across the Gaza Strip have killed at least 10 Palestinians since dawn, according to local sources on the ground.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/g1ie0l
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/g1ie0l
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I thought our dear leader ended the war in Gaza? Does this mean he's down to ending 7 wars, not 8 like he claims?
The only nurse these idiots deserve
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The only nurse these idiots deserve
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
And to think, it was just a month ago that a Republican staffer was discovered to have a swastika in their office.
Republican congressman calls flag with swastika displayed in his office 'vile' and says it's under investigation share.google/J6NwvcYxPan6...
Republican congressman calls flag with swastika displayed in his office 'vile' and says it's under investigation share.google/J6NwvcYxPan6...
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
And to think, it was just a month ago that a Republican staffer was discovered to have a swastika in their office.
Republican congressman calls flag with swastika displayed in his office 'vile' and says it's under investigation share.google/J6NwvcYxPan6...
Republican congressman calls flag with swastika displayed in his office 'vile' and says it's under investigation share.google/J6NwvcYxPan6...
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Ugh, stop shaming people for comfort reads/watches. Real life is fucking grim and everyone needs ways to cope and even heal when they can.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ugh, stop shaming people for comfort reads/watches. Real life is fucking grim and everyone needs ways to cope and even heal when they can.
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Two part question: Are you doing better today than you were this time last year--financially and emotionally?
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Two part question: Are you doing better today than you were this time last year--financially and emotionally?
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She’s watching this on repeat. Definitely gonna blow the timing. youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
She’s watching this on repeat. Definitely gonna blow the timing. youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...