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Fire Marshal Bill
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The bad place knew me as firemarshalbil3.

I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
European countries building up arms because of the threat from one of their own with imperialist ambitions?

Now why does that sound horrifyingly familiar?
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Reposted by Fire Marshal Bill
GOP & 1% Wealthy:

“The poors” are poor because they buy themselves an occasional coffee or pastry. Or avocado toast. They’re wasteful. Their poverty is their own fault.”

Also GOP & 1% Wealthy:

“Buy our expensive products you don’t need - & can’t afford - or you’re destroying our economy!”
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A trans-continental raccoon colonial empire?
a raccoon is sitting on its hind legs with its hands folded in prayer .
ALT: a raccoon is sitting on its hind legs with its hands folded in prayer .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Does anyone else think Jr does these quote tweets so he can feel like he's finally having a conversation with his dad?
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Imagine if you could go back to 1450 with just the small pox vaccine?

Let's see how well colonialism works out when 90% of the native population aren't killed by the diseases you brought with you?
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Just pet the damn dog!" - Me, holding my phone right now.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"He was arrested 72 times, think of that," said the 34x convicted felon who served no jail time.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Doesn't matter how he spells it, it's pronounced "fa·shuhst".
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
So... Charlie died because he wasn't wearing a cross?
a man wearing glasses says just wonderin ' on a prime video poster
ALT: a man wearing glasses says just wonderin ' on a prime video poster
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My wife once asked me what the odd flavor was in her cookies and cream milk shake.

It took a second, but suddenly, I knew.

They didn't use Oreos, they used these.
prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
ALT: prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Substitute cheaper products and buy less of them." The Trump Administration's plan to lower grocery bills.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Aretha Franklin: Respect

Originally sung by Otis Redding
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Because if the government ran it themselves, how would the billionaires make more money off government contracts?
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM