Smashing Bloke
@firebombcorner.bsky.social
Hot- in a kind of lockdown & half a bottle of Prosecco kind of way.
Just realised how rude I’ve been…
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you've met, but ONE is a lie
1. Geoffrey Palmer
2. Debbie McGee
3. Su Pollard
4. Rebecca Front
5. Nick Clegg
1. Geoffrey Palmer
2. Debbie McGee
3. Su Pollard
4. Rebecca Front
5. Nick Clegg
April 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Just realised how rude I’ve been…
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
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Looks like somebody-wumbody might be getting their comeuppancey wuppancey.
April 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Looks like somebody-wumbody might be getting their comeuppancey wuppancey.
If you die tragically before meeting Su, I’ll organise a whip round and we can get this engraved on your head stone.
I’ve never met Su Pollard.
April 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you die tragically before meeting Su, I’ll organise a whip round and we can get this engraved on your head stone.
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you've met, but ONE is a lie
1. Geoffrey Palmer
2. Debbie McGee
3. Su Pollard
4. Rebecca Front
5. Nick Clegg
1. Geoffrey Palmer
2. Debbie McGee
3. Su Pollard
4. Rebecca Front
5. Nick Clegg
List five famous people you've met, but ONE is a lie
1. Rik Mayall
2. Paul McCartney
3. Ian McKellen
4. Thom Yorke
5. Jacques Chirac
1. Rik Mayall
2. Paul McCartney
3. Ian McKellen
4. Thom Yorke
5. Jacques Chirac
April 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
I’ve read entire books with less content than this!
Come to think of it, I think someone very close to Kenny told me about this when I was the after dinner entertainment on an episode of Celebrity Come Dine With Me.
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’ve read entire books with less content than this!
Where is the best place for incels?
In cells.
In cells.
April 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Where is the best place for incels?
In cells.
In cells.
Yes? How May I help?
Cunts
April 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yes? How May I help?
Does anyone else keep getting locked out on here?
April 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Does anyone else keep getting locked out on here?
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Hello. I used to be a banker, and then inexplicably I was appointed moral guardian of the established church of the country with the 6th largest economy in the world, a role I failed, because I ignored all the noncing I knew about. And then I resigned.
Would you still like to hear my opinions?
Would you still like to hear my opinions?
Justin Welby really does need to fuck off and stay fucked off, doesn't he?
March 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hello. I used to be a banker, and then inexplicably I was appointed moral guardian of the established church of the country with the 6th largest economy in the world, a role I failed, because I ignored all the noncing I knew about. And then I resigned.
Would you still like to hear my opinions?
Would you still like to hear my opinions?
Since Ofsted shifted to be less damaging to school leaders, I’ve never had a settled or calm Sunday.
The existential dread starts on a Saturday night & runs until 12:30 on the Monday. The stress and pressure is unsustainable. Who’d have thought Ofsted would make it worse? All I do is work/think work
The existential dread starts on a Saturday night & runs until 12:30 on the Monday. The stress and pressure is unsustainable. Who’d have thought Ofsted would make it worse? All I do is work/think work
March 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Since Ofsted shifted to be less damaging to school leaders, I’ve never had a settled or calm Sunday.
The existential dread starts on a Saturday night & runs until 12:30 on the Monday. The stress and pressure is unsustainable. Who’d have thought Ofsted would make it worse? All I do is work/think work
The existential dread starts on a Saturday night & runs until 12:30 on the Monday. The stress and pressure is unsustainable. Who’d have thought Ofsted would make it worse? All I do is work/think work
First stanza of Deutschland Uber Alles. There’s just *something* about that song…
March 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
First stanza of Deutschland Uber Alles. There’s just *something* about that song…
That bastard Labrador puppy…
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That bastard Labrador puppy…
Hi, I’ve got your parm-ohhh…
I’d just got out the shower when it was delivered, so I answered the door wearing something short, I don’t think he knew where to look 🤣
March 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hi, I’ve got your parm-ohhh…
Quick! Name a Vampire that is not Dracula!
Does this lad count?
Does this lad count?
March 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Quick! Name a Vampire that is not Dracula!
Does this lad count?
Does this lad count?
Taking off a tight shoe.
Eating a good pie
3. What is the most pleasant non sex or drug related experience a human can have?
March 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Taking off a tight shoe.
Cancelled tv show that you will never stop thinking about
March 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Cancelled tv show that you will never stop thinking about
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Guten an alle im blauen Himmel. Ich wünsche euch einen schönen Tag.
March 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Guten an alle im blauen Himmel. Ich wünsche euch einen schönen Tag.
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
If anyone else is suffering with terrible wind like I have been, please don’t worry, it’ll pass.
March 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If anyone else is suffering with terrible wind like I have been, please don’t worry, it’ll pass.
I would never admit in public about the Fred Dibnah references. “Did you like that?” said after he's just felled a chimney
March 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I would never admit in public about the Fred Dibnah references. “Did you like that?” said after he's just felled a chimney