FIERCE GRAPE
@fiercegrape.bsky.social
dumb guy, reach constantly exceeding grasp
350 million dollar Halo: ODST show in the style of Band of Brothers. Let the Chief show up for one episode in the back half.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
350 million dollar Halo: ODST show in the style of Band of Brothers. Let the Chief show up for one episode in the back half.
the current fascist project causing the total collapse of civil society, the economy, and the international standing of America all in a scant year will finally wake Americans up to the wisdom of Marx
VS.
no it won’t
VS.
no it won’t
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
the current fascist project causing the total collapse of civil society, the economy, and the international standing of America all in a scant year will finally wake Americans up to the wisdom of Marx
VS.
no it won’t
VS.
no it won’t
every day i wake up and hope to read the good news. today is not that day, but it would have been that day for teenage me, so i’ll take it
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
every day i wake up and hope to read the good news. today is not that day, but it would have been that day for teenage me, so i’ll take it
spanberger is going to coast to victory in an election against the worst candidate in recent memory, in a state uniquely burdened by trump policies, and the democrats are going to think it’s because the people yearn for bloodless centrist cops. you could just shut the fuck up about it abigail!
Abigail Spanberger takes a swipe at Mamdani, saying "maybe he should be a Democrat" and that his campaign promises are dishonest.
November 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
spanberger is going to coast to victory in an election against the worst candidate in recent memory, in a state uniquely burdened by trump policies, and the democrats are going to think it’s because the people yearn for bloodless centrist cops. you could just shut the fuck up about it abigail!
i never should have asked that monkey’s paw to demolish the white house
October 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i never should have asked that monkey’s paw to demolish the white house
man if you have wealthy parents and famous relatives, choosing to join the marines represents either an extreme lack of judgement or a series of spectacular fuckups that close all other avenues to you
October 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
man if you have wealthy parents and famous relatives, choosing to join the marines represents either an extreme lack of judgement or a series of spectacular fuckups that close all other avenues to you
i figured the maine guy got out of the corps, saw all that pmc money for guarding oil fields or whatever, and thought “why not?”. in light of the tattoo now i assume he just liked killing people and wanted a chance to do it again.
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i figured the maine guy got out of the corps, saw all that pmc money for guarding oil fields or whatever, and thought “why not?”. in light of the tattoo now i assume he just liked killing people and wanted a chance to do it again.
no place on earth makes me madder than the grocery store
October 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
no place on earth makes me madder than the grocery store
seeing my favorite band open for another one of my favorite bands at an amphitheater sponsored by….. Linux?
September 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
seeing my favorite band open for another one of my favorite bands at an amphitheater sponsored by….. Linux?
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there is at least one song i love on every mountain goats record but i am ready for the music theatre era to end
September 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
there is at least one song i love on every mountain goats record but i am ready for the music theatre era to end
visiting friends and thought i might wake up early and make scratch biscuits for everyone, the simplest recipe in the world, using ingredients everyone has, and of course there’s no milk.
August 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
visiting friends and thought i might wake up early and make scratch biscuits for everyone, the simplest recipe in the world, using ingredients everyone has, and of course there’s no milk.
i am going to bed like a five year old on christmas eve
August 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i am going to bed like a five year old on christmas eve
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gotta stop clicking through on replies to see what kind of mental illness generated them
August 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
gotta stop clicking through on replies to see what kind of mental illness generated them
it’s still so funny that they took two entire seasons to get to the Halo and then the show got cancelled
August 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
it’s still so funny that they took two entire seasons to get to the Halo and then the show got cancelled
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john wick, reloading gun: i just know you're in there listening to harvey danger you son of a bitch
john wick villain, also reloading gun: they're more than a one hit wonder god dammit
john wick villain, also reloading gun: they're more than a one hit wonder god dammit
August 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
john wick, reloading gun: i just know you're in there listening to harvey danger you son of a bitch
john wick villain, also reloading gun: they're more than a one hit wonder god dammit
john wick villain, also reloading gun: they're more than a one hit wonder god dammit
germany has some problems, as a country and a people, but beans and spätzle is not one of them
August 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
germany has some problems, as a country and a people, but beans and spätzle is not one of them
No raspberry? No unfrosted blueberry? Flawed premise.
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
No raspberry? No unfrosted blueberry? Flawed premise.
the more i play Bananza the more i am convinced that it should have been a Wario game
July 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
the more i play Bananza the more i am convinced that it should have been a Wario game
Proud to say I have been blackout drunk in this fine establishment
July 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Proud to say I have been blackout drunk in this fine establishment